Truly One Of The Most Upsetting Things To Hear In Pretty Much Any Context Is "i'm Used To It"

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

You can eat dandelions? Do they taste good?

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Me after binding for 14+ hours: MY RIBS HURT WHY DO MY RIBS HURT

me when I don't bind for one hour: OW OW OW WHY DOES IT FEEL WEIRD EWWWW

Me without binder: GOD I NEED TO BIND RN, I MISS BEING FLAT! TAKE ME BACK

Me with binder: GOD I NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT OFF, I MISS BREATHING!!! TAKE ME BACK

Hi

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

I also need to prove this point to my mom