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Squid Came Characters saving their S/O from a game

Hi,sorry i haven’t posted I’ve been very ill and my school work’s piling up but here you go.

I changed a few of the games narratives slightly to make it fit,Like that deok-su and his team had a harder time winning tug of war,and Ali isn’t married,he’s in the game for another reason.

This was an idea from a request!

Warnings- mentions of violence and death

Includes-Jang Deok-Su (101), Ali Abdul (199), Seong Gi-hun (456), Kang Sae-byeok (067) and Triangle Guard

Jang Deok-su:

*It was most lightly a strength reliant game such as tug-of-war

*He knew that you were strong and surprisingly never tried to impose on that.

*But on this occasion you were tired, everyone was but you just got the bad end of it.

*Of course you were on his team,if you weren’t he was afraid that one of you would be eliminated.

*He wasn’t really paying attention to you,his attention was focused on the task at hand.

*You had insisted at going on the front,he objected heavily to that.Not only was he so prideful he HAD to be on the front but he was also very concerned for you,he’d never show it though.

*He opted to go behind you after battling with your iron-willed self

*The team you were facing was a lot stronger than anyone would have thought.

*His attention fumbled from the game to you as he noticed how near you were to the edge,one pull from the other team an you’d fall.

*The opposing team saw this as a chance to pull,sending you over the ledge,only to be held up in mid air.

*He had grabbed the rope as quickly as it fell and just pulled with all the strength in his body,keeping you in place and hauling you up.

*This caused the other team to loose their balance as the rope was being held still by Deok-su and the rest of the team in order to save you and themselves.

*This gave your team the chance to pull and send the other team tumbling to their deaths.

*When you got in the elevator going down,he just hugged you.

*It was the first time he’d shown true affection towards you around others,it was common in private but this was new.

*Putting his pride to one side he admitted he was scared and thought he’d lost you

*He slightly scolded you to not do something like that again but he really meant it,he couldn’t loose you.

Ali Abdul:

*During Red-light Green-light you’d had a pretty good running streak,understanding the game and abiding by the rules.

*The giant doll was progressively getting quicker and more difficult to prepare for

*Ali had noticed you from the very beginning,seemingly unfazed by the deaths of others around you,you’re main focus on the game.

*You peaked an interest in him,prompting him to stay close to you,slightly in front.

*The dolls’ singing continued as he looked behind him,noticing that you had stumbled on a stray body.

*Knowing that the doll would turn around any second he backed himself up and stood directly in front of you,shielding you from the dolls view.

*Once the singing continued,he helped you up by your hand and stayed in front of you protectively.

*He knew he had to get you through this game and he was intending to do that.

*Any time the dolls head swiveled around to stare at the players he made sure it couldn’t see or detect you.

*As the timer ran down with only 5 seconds to go,he shoved you hastily over the finish line,jumping to his own safety moments later.

Seong Gi-hun:

*Staring at the brittle honeycomb that lay in the small metal tin,you recognized the game as sugar honeycombs,a game that you had never been good at even as a kid.

*Now with this knowledge,choosing the triangle was a good decision

*You looked over towards Gi-hun in order to gauge his reaction and what shape he chose,he was sweating bullets.

*Sitting down next to him,you saw the imprint of an umbrella,looking back to your honeycomb,you traced the outline of the shape with the provided needle.

*Watching the clock count down,you began to panic,knowing how little time you had and how little you had done it was as good as over.

*You were at the point of giving up and accepting your fate until you felt a curt tap on your shoulder.

*Turning around you saw Gi-hun with his honeycomb,almost completely uncut,but he then began to like the back of it.

*You didn’t catch on right away,you just thought he had given up too but once he held it up to the light,you understood.

*Licking the back of the honeycomb would soften it and make the shape easier to slide out.

*You followed in his footsteps and began to lick it until you were able to take the triangle out with no bother.

*The timer had just ran out making you sigh in relief as you and Gi-hun showed your shapes to the staff,upon hearing your names on the intercom you took your leave.

Kang Sae-byeok:

*Everyone was on edge,the night was fast approaching and there was going to be fight or a killing.

*Sae-byeok suggested moving nearer her for the night knowing that you were nervous and because she was sure Deok-su would try something.

*You agreed,sitting on her bed waiting for the lights to turn off.

*As they did you just sat there with her,listening for any movement.

*A scream echoed through the room as a broken bottle was jammed into her neck.

*Moving off the bed with Sae-byeok you inched slowly to the group of guys in the corner,agreeing that there’s strength in numbers.

*But you caught the eye of some of deok-su’s gang who promptly ran over to you with self made weapons.

*Sae-byeok had noticed them already and took a metal bar from one of the many beds surrounding you.

*As they started to approach you,she swung at them harshly,hitting them in the jaw knocking them out.

*Rushing over to you she sat you down on a high bed and checked you over for any injuries or wounds.

*Until the lights came on she wasn’t letting you out of her sight,keeping her pocket knife at hand.

Triangle Guard:

*He was always very concerned whenever you played,there was always the possibility that you would be eliminated and he couldn’t stop it.

*But he knew he couldn’t just pull you out of them,he didn’t have that authority.

*He was on staff during the sugar honeycombs,watching over you and making sure that you won’t be eliminated.

*Walking around he saw you over by the slide and went over to you,seeing the fear in your eyes and the way you covered your tin,he knew what had happened.

*He asked you to let him see it,causing you to show the crumbled sweet treat.

*Picking up your tin,seemingly to inspect it he placed something into it and gave it back to you before walking away.

*Looking into the tin you way a perfectly cut shape replaced your mangled one.

*Smiling you showed one of the other guards and heard your name on the intercom,giving you your pass to leave.

STAIN RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

yes i do love this absolute gremlin of a man. no i do not take criticism of my bad taste

First of all, he drinks his respect women juice, so jot that the fuck down.

He tries to be an old-fashioned gentleman towards you, no matter what your gender is. Holding doors open, carrying your bags, bridal carrying you, the works.

Speaking of carrying you, he'll do so at any opportunity. And I mean any opportunity. Hope you don't mind surprise lifts!

He can't have a traditional job because he's so recognisable, so he's happy to be a househusband. He'll cook, clean, anything you need.

If anything, he can be overbearing, not letting you do anything for yourself. If you want this relationship to last, please talk this out with him.

All he asks in return is that you don't try to stop his whole... uh... hero killing thing.

You don't have to agree with it- hell, he might even manage to respect you even more somehow if you have a good reason for disagreeing with him- but just don't try and stop him, mkay?

If you're supportive, he might run his dramatic speeches past you before he heads out. If not, then he'll just pace in the living room and rehearse to himself.

Whether you agree with his beliefs or not, expect a lot of discussions and debates about the state of hero society. It's his favourite thing to talk about.

Also, don't expect him to tell you his real name any time soon. Telling you his name will be his ultimate sign of trust.

Expect most of your dates to be at home together. He can't go out in public much because of his... distinctive appearance. (ie the heroes would be jumping his ass the instant they recognised him.)

Still, he'll use these date nights to absolutely pamper you. A bubble bath, a face mask, a massage; anything to help you relax and feel good.

The man is completely and utterly devoted to you.

The only thing stopping him from being a sugar daddy is that he has no fucking money.

If either of you have to be away from each other for any reason, expect long love letters from Stain detailing just how much he misses you. It's borderline Victorian.

He won't seek out cuddles or kisses on his own, but if you like them, then he'll be sure to give you as many as he can. He lives to please, after all.

His favourite way to cuddle is with you on his lap, his arms around you and head rested on top of yours. Yes, even if you're taller than him. (Which isn't likely, but I guess nothing's impossible.)

Also, you probably figured this out already, but the guy's possessive as fuck. He won't say it outright, but you can tell from a lot of the little things he does.

He'll wrap you up in his scarf before you leave the house, he'll leave hickeys where they can't be seen but can sure be felt, when you do go out in public he'll have his arm around you the whole time...

Needless to say, if anyone harasses you while he's there, they're as good as dead... the one time a guy tries to grab your ass, he chops his hand off on the spot.

All in all, Stain might be an absolutely terrible person, but he's pretty okay as a boyfriend! As long as you don't care about his appearance or his morals, at least.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

(Do not steal or repost my work)

Uraeus before turning immortal, cheering up the First Guardian.

I know it's a bit confusing so I shall explain below the cut :)

Uraeus is an immortal hybrid shifter, meaning he can shift into two animals. Hybrids were new during his youth, though their chance of making it past infancy was below 1%. He was one of the rare babies, but he was ostrichsized from society because of his mixed blood. His mother was a King Cobra shifter and his father was a Boxer Jellyfish shifter.

Because he wasn't a full blood of either side, Uraeus had no control of the venom in his body. He became sick at at 12 in the midst of a march for hybrid rights. He had been bed-ridden until he was 17, when the First Guardian found him on his d3athbed.

She made him immortal using a ring, saw his potential and made him one of her four Protectors.

Since he can't take this ring off himself, Uraeus has been wandering around thousands of years after the First Guardians passing. The world knows him as the Living Fossil, as he is one of the two people who fought alongside the First Guardian.

The fires in Siberia have burned down over 2 million acres of the forest and we need your help

I live in Yakutia, Russia, where most of the fires are taking place and I'm trying to raise awareness about the situation worldwide so we can get some external help.

Neither our federal nor local government is doing anything to put these fires out. They lie and say the situation is under control, when it certainly isn't.

Take a look at the current AQI of the city! We have been the most air polluted place in the WORLD for a few days now and the AQI used to be closer to 1300. It's still extremely dangerous to even open the windows or go outside.

This is a map of all the fire hotspots. Our nature, our life is burning alive.

Yakutia is the homeland of many Indigenous peoples and we are all suffering right now. The Russian government doesn't care about us, they only care about the money they can earn from mining our diamonds and precious metals but can't take care of our generous land. The Republic of Sakha (Yakutia) has always prided itself on its nature and wildlife, since we were kids we've all been taught to preserve it and take care of it. Who are we without it?

Here's a thread from one of the people to volunteered to put out the fires. There's many pictures attached, and you should be able to read it through Twitter's built in translator. It gives a closer more intimate look at how things really are here: https://twitter.com/mienekiene/status/1415859223292899332

Twitter

Старик и твиттер on Twitter

“Записался добровольцем на тушение пожаров в Горном. Сегодня уже выезжаем😶”

The situation is so bad news programs and newsletters in other countries are covering it. The Siberian fires were recently the main topic in New York Times: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/17/world/europe/siberia-fires.html

nytimes.com

As Frozen Land Burns, Siberia Fears: ‘If We Don’t Have the Forest, We Don’t Have Life’

Northeastern Siberia is a place where people take Arctic temperatures in stride. But 100-degree days are another matter entirely.

So I urge you, PLEASE help us spread awareness about it so we can get some external help since out government doesn't give two shits about us.

Use the hashtag #SaveYakutia on social media to boost it up.

Read about it, talk about it, reblog, boost, anything is deeply appreciated by me personally and everyone here. I'm tired of Indigenous peoples being ignored and left to suffer alone.

listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

Theory: What Silver Is Truly Twisted From

A Happy Belated Birthday Silver!!!!!!!

(Would you believe me if I told you, I had this in my drafts for a while now, only as part of a bigger post for all the ‘?’ students and decided to rework Silver’s bit as a belated Birthday Gift to him??? 😅)

So I’ve seen plenty of theories on Silver’s true identity and the most prevalent theory is that Silver is twisted from the Sword of Truth; the sword that killed Maleficent in the original ‘Sleeping Beauty’

And I’m very confident when I say that I don’t think that theory’s wrong.

I know the theory’s wrong.

Normally, I would NEVER say something as confidently as I’m saying this, so I hope that convinces you to give, what I’m about to say, a try.

So first thing’s first; if Silver’s not twisted from the Sword of Truth, what is he twisted from?

Well the biggest clue to his identity, sans icon, is the fact that he uses light magic for his Null attacks—meaning he’s not twisted from something villainous

What fueled this theory was actually another Silver theory; and that’s, that he’s twisted from Aurora herself.

The evidence provided for this speculation is the fact that he exhibits traits similar to Aurora; attracting animals, purple eyes, and a tendency to fall asleep.

But that’s also wrong.

Because while Aurora does indeed share those traits with Silver, it’s not because he’s twisted from Aurora—rather Silver is twisted from what she has.

In other words: Silver is twisted from the Three Good Fairies’ Gifts.

See:

Aurora’s purple eyes were a signifier of her literal enchanted beauty, the Gift of Beauty; Silver’s eyes are explicitly called aurora silver, both in the Magical Archives and in-game, referred to as ‘aurora’, and look purple—in fact if you look closer you’ll notice that his eyes have shades of blue and pink in them. Sound familiar?

Silver’s strange, natural affinity for animals, despite not being good at Animal Languages, is a carry over from Fauna’s Gift of Song, where Aurora’s singing would be so beautiful, animals couldn’t help but be drawn to her. Silver mentions how the animals would always come to him, when he was feeling particularly downtrodden, echoing how Aurora’s animal friends comforted her, when she was feeling lonely.

His tendency to fall asleep, which originally led to theories that he’s twisted from Maleficent’s Curse or the Spindle of the Cursed Spinning Wheel, but that’s already been disproven, by virtue of the detail of his Null Magic above. Moreover, Maleficent’s Curse was that Aurora would die; it was Merryweather that altered the curse so that Aurora would fall asleep instead. So ultimately, Silver’s sleepiness is a result of Merryweather’s Gift.

What gives this theory even further weight is the fact that very suspiciously, Silver of all Diasomnia students, has a classroom chat where he not only mentions a ‘princess from a long time ago’ who received magical gifts from Three Fairies, but name-drops all the gifts.

With his Birthday Suit Up, comes further lore, but also the eagerly anticipated pin, which looks like this:

[Credit to momori_0816 on Twitter for the Photo]

People were quick to point out the fact that the pattern behind the sword on the pin was none other than Aurora’s Crown itself. So naturally people doubled down on the Aurora Theory.

But remember.

Aurora’s Crown was also a gift.

“This one last gift, dear child for thee, a symbol of thy royalty; a crown to wear in grace and beauty, as is thy right and royal duty.” -Flora

And it was a gift from all the Three Good Fairies.

So then, how should I explain all the sword imagery, if Silver’s not twisted from the Sword of Truth?

Well it’s simple.

The Sword Icon for Silver is an analogue.

It’s supposed to be a physical way to represent the fact that Silver’s the Three Gifts, because let’s be honest, how are you supposed to visually depict something that abstract without the design getting overly complicated?

The Sword was picked because, it too, once again, was a gift; something from Flora to Prince Philip.

The best way to summarise the fact that Silver’s the Three Gifts is by hinting at it with another, more tangible gift.

And that, my fellow TWST Fans, is my evidence on what Silver truly is.

TL;DR

Silver’s twisted from the Three Good Fairies’ Gifts.