Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT
it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.
Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–
Geralt: My What.
How do you think Shigaraki, Stain, and Twice would react to their partner (presumably one they’ve been with for a while/are in a serious relationship with) telling them they were pregnant?
At first, I think Shigaraki would be troubled. Him, a dad? Family didn't work out too well when he was growing up. Who's to say history won't repeat itself? It would take some time to convince him that he's far different than his father (and AFO, if we're adding all his toxic father figures to the mix), and that he's capable of giving his kin a good life. Over time, his frustration and confusion around being a parent begins to clear up. He'll go through his moody phase for a bit, but he'll still be supportive throughout your pregnancy. When you're ready to give birth, you'll be content to see that he's actually quite happy about the prospect of raising a mini fusion of you and him. It's a non-verbal show of his love for you, which he's definitely a fan of, as well as a chance to do all the right things his dad couldn't.
Stain would be another one who's initially deeply troubled by the news. He's a vigilante. He never planned to pass on his genes and he certainly doesn't have the means to provide for his family. He's the type to think about logistics before all else. Is it possible for all three of you to survive in this economy and hero-plagued, self-righteous environment? Not really. You would need to pull more than your weight and work a few jobs, if possible. He might also have to warp his morals a bit and steal from his slaughtered victims. It was never about the money before, but it would be now. Over time, like Shigaraki, when he realizes things could turn out okay, he'll come around to the idea of having a child. He'll absolutely take care of you throughout the process, regardless of whether or not he's on the fence about the birth.
Our darling boy Twice is an entirely different story from the latter two. He's ecstatic! He never thought he would be a father, being the way he is, but it's always been a sweet little dream of his. Starting up a family with the person he loves? He's here for it. Do you want another one? 'Cause he's down to have more than one, so long as it would make you happy. Maybe with you by his side, the kids wouldn't turn out as fucked up as him. Prepare to be pampered. Prepare to be exposed to an overprotective Twice throughout your pregnancy. He won't let anyone, even those he trusts in the League, to get close to you while you're carrying his kin. It's not that he doesn't trust them... wait, no; that's exactly why.
Ashanti, another oc of mine lol
I just love him so much
Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.
WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????
Genre: fluff
warning: mention of gore from the games but nothing too descriptive and SPOILERS
GN! Reader and I'll be using they/them for the guard
They first saw you when they picked you up, you were so confused and excited at the thought of getting money they felt sorry for you knowing what lied ahead
When you fell asleep due to the gas they occasionally checked to look at the other players from the mirror to see if anyone was still awake and when they saw your cute sleeping face they just couldn't help but fall for you
When they settled you on the bed they stroked your face admiring your features and they couldn't help but sigh knowing what dangers you were going to face, they knew this could be the last time they saw you up close
But they couldn't stop doing their duties so they reluctantly left you to sleep and wake up for the games to start
During the first game, they felt their heart being stabbed as they saw you crying and screaming for help and looking for a way out
too bad there isn't though
well that's where they were wrong though
there was because of the clause in the contract, and after voting, you were gassed once again to go home
now they really won't get to see you anymore
Driving off they took one last look at where they left you before they accelerated and drove away
You came back
their heart skipped a beat
but it also fell because they knew what the next game was, what if you chose umbrella or the star
later that night they saw that you seemed hungrier than before so they gave you extra servings, nothing too big to be noticed but it made all the difference
seeing your satisfied face and cute embarrassed face after burping loudly was worth it
When it was time for lights of a woman was loudly knocking on the door to be let out to use the bathroom
they didn't open it in annoyance but when they saw you stir and get up the doors were suddenly flung open wide
There will be a part 2 ^^ please reblog or leave comments send an ask if you want to be tagged in pt 2
Art dumping of my ocs!
(Do not steal or repost my work)
In order: the disgusted woman to the left is Fang and the sparkling disaster of a man is Uraeus. They are soulmates but they're not rushing for any romance, as you do.
The winged birb man is named Malory and the sparkly eyes children around him are his younger siblings, but they don't know that because he was disowned at birth.
The lovely lady in the pink dress is named Layla, she's always got some fresh cookies for any visitors her cottage. The feral woman is her girlfriend, Aimilios, but she's called Mili for short.
The literal goddess with kittens in her onesie pocket is Laetitia. You guys are gonna love her, I promise.
Finally, the cutie at the bottom is Nori. He's grumpy, smol and has some feelings for Laetitia.
i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough
my friend and I were talking atem with scars..