With All Due Disrespect, If You Are Pro Life, Unfollow Me Right Now. Im Completely Serious.

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Something I just realized about DanDaDan. In most shows, the main group usually grows because the original team welcomes the new member. Like when Team Avatar brought in Toph Beifong or whenever Luffy asked someone to join the Straw Hats.

In DanDaDan, literally no one wants to be there and they only became friends after being forced to spend time with each other. What I mean is:

1) Okarun and Momo hated each other in the beginning.

2) Aira was a villain at first. Then when she mellowed out, Momo and Okarun were adamant that she not join their team. Aira only stayed because she’s so delusional that she declared herself team leader. Momo and Okarun then just kinda went, “Well, fuck, she’s not going anywhere so welcome aboard, I guess.”

3) Jiji annoyed the fuck out of everyone in the beginning, especially Okarun since he saw him as a rival for Momo’s affection. This man had to put in the work to get on Okarun’s good side. And then there’s Momo who, even though they were childhood friends, was still annoyed by him.

4) Vamola literally got dropkicked by Momo when they first met.

5) Kinta Sakata forced his way into the group. Even the characters were like, “Who the fuck is this guy?” And when the group did get to know him, they instantly wanted to kick him out.

6) Rin Sawaki’s first significant moment was getting into a public argument with Momo. She also weirded Okarun out with her vampire/dungeon fetish fantasy.

It’s like the manga version of Community, where none of the characters seem to get along but they’re somehow friends. It’s like they show love by getting on each other’s nerves.

TL;DR;

Most shows: “Welcome to the team, new guy!”

DanDaDan: “Well we can’t get rid of you so…see you tomorrow, I guess.”

Binge read all of this in 2 days. It’s every Lila Hater’s wet dream!  @gale-gentlepenguin ‘s work

ML Soulmate Survey Master Post: (Now with Fixed links)

(The links on the chapters themselves aren't fixed tho, but this master post works for all of them)

The Intro Arc:

(Part 1) ( Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6)

The Interview Arc:

(Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9) (Part 10) (Part 11)

The Fandoom Arc

(Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15) (Part 16) (Part 17) (Part 18)(Part 19) (Part 20) (Part 21)

The“Date” Arc

(Part 22) (Part 23) (Part 24) (Part 25) (Part 26) (Part 27) (Part 28)

(Part 29)

The Masquerade Arc

(Part 30) (Part 31) (Part 32) (Part 33) (Part 34) (Part 35)

they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god

You know what? Since heterosexual people are called straight, I’m starting a petition for homosexuals to be called curved. All bi folks can be flamberge.

Straight.

Curved.

Flamberge.

I admit I’m not familiar with all the orientations, but feel free to educate me and I’ll try to find something that fits. Be a weapon. Fuck the system.

I just met a Korean guy in a game and he asked me where I'm from. I told him I'm from the US and he responded to that with "I like hamburgers"

Blah blah “it’s all my interests” that’s the boring answer, I mean ask yourself: is your tumblr predominately a fandom blog with personal anecdotes or is your tumblr predominately a personal blog that also shows your interests?

What if Optigami is just the start of all the temporary heroes finding out Marinette's identity and as a result getting the miraculous permanently?

Like the next episode is Nino getting it.

Then its Max, then Kim, Kagami, Luka (They don't get back together after finding out. Marinette basically decided that was a no-no since she didn't want relationship drama and she realized she wasn't over Adrien so it would not work out for a plethora of reasons which Luka agreed with. He moved on) , Alix and so on.

Eventually the whole class except for Chloé, Lila and Adrien all know Marinette is Ladybug and they are all supporting her and helping out in their own way as permanent miraculous holders. Which of course Chat noir doesn't know. he still thinks the heroes are still temporary heroes that Ladybug is relying on more.

Marinette's life actually becomes a lot easier. Because she developed like a SUPPORT network.

Meanwhile, Adrien is finding his classmates are starting to drift away. He doesn't want to associate with Lila so he isn't talking to her, and Chloé is still angry over him calling her out over the movie thing.

His best friend Nino is even seemingly avoiding him.

And now when there is an akuma, ALL of the heroes show up.

The akuma and sentimonsters that appear are handled so easily now. Most of the time before Chat noir can even get there. Ladybug is there and she fist bumps with Rena Rouge and which ever heroes made it to the fight.

Ladybug doesn't even patrol anymore. She has her whole guardian thing to figure out, so she helped set up a patrol schedule. Chat noir patrols alone.

He can't even remember the last time he physically saw Ladybug.

Plagg tells Adrien he should call her and tell her. Which he does cave and call, but it went to voice mail. He asks if they can patrol sometime, he misses talking with her.

He gets a message from Rena Rouge a couple days later saying Ladybug doesn't have time for Patrols right now, she is having a break through with some guardian stuff and that Carapace can patrol with him is he wants.

Chat noir decides to accept it. Maybe being friendlier with the new heroes could help him accept this. They aren't hindering them, and it makes akuma fights easier. He should stop being gloomy about progress.

So he patrols with Carapace. And Chat noir actually does have a fun time with he turtle. It felt like he was hanging out with one of his closest friends.

As they relaxed Carapace accidentally leaks how having Wayzz full time has made a dent on his snack budget.

"What do you mean full time?"

Carapace explains that he is a full time hero like everyone else.

"What do you mean everyone... Are you saying every hero is a permanent miraculous wielder now."

"Well we all know who Ladybug is so it would be dangerous if we were civilians..."

Carapace stops and then asks.

"Do you.... do you not know who ladybug is?"

"Carapace. Im going to need you to send a message to the 'Guardian' for me." Chat noir said with a fake smile that was hiding a rather powerful negative emotion.

My caseworker started a book club and we're reading a self help book. Our first club meeting is tomorrow and I haven't even read the first chapter.