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white people please just purchase native artwork and jewelry from native people i keep seeing idiot white people be like “waaah i wish i could support native creators but its cultural appropriation” girl why would beaders sell you their earrings then. just dont get a medicine wheel or a thunderbird then like damn it is that easy

I am OFFENDED that I got the cabbage man!

hey let me tell you which a:tla character you remind me of

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I didn't know it was coming out until it... came out.

Epic: the cyclops saga is coming out the 27th and I don’t think people are freaking out about it enough. 

Y’all know Epic: the cyclops saga is coming out the 27th?

happy Thursday the 20th

Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.

[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying

“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

Creating a sentimonster assistance WOULD be the only way he could keep an assistance at this point.

I had a dream with Gabriel in it last night. It was some sort of conference. His vibes were so rancid. Apparently I was a stand in for Natalie, though it also felt like I was a sentimonster because I kept trying to leave but couldn't move from my seat. And he'd stare at me everytime I tried. Bright side is I got to give Adrien a side hug because he sat next to me. Sad news is I didn't get to tell him his dad was a supervillain, though I think he could tell Gabe's vibes were rancid as well.

Damn.

I wish you could have warned him anon.