Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”
Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”
Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”
Zeus: “Yup.”
Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”
Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”
Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”
Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”
Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.
Percy and Annabeth at an aquarium for a date:
The fish:
Roses without thorns Wings without horns Skin stained in color Still, I grow duller
I've painted a lot of glass wings, and now I want to explore all the possibilities with stained glass wings. What's your favorite type of stained glass? I love nature so anything botanical or starry would be my fav.
The 3 hours long process videos will be DMed on my Patreon on August 5th
I love Skyward Sword so much
I know I have talked about Skyward Sword Link before. But DAMN IT! I want you all to REALLY APPRECIATE this man.
This is not the Link that has been reincarnated a bunch of times and has lifetimes of experience fighting evil and beating the bad guy.
This is a link that was reborn after his previous life F***ING FAILED. He starts out with no master sword, no hylian shield, no other worldly sword training, no triforce of courage, he is pretty much just the reincarnation of a failed hero, and you know what. He helps create the master sword, create the hylian shield, EARNS ALL 3 PIECES OF THE TRIFORCE, fights demons and monsters. Basically fought Hyrule SATAN and WON! And this isnt because of grand destiny, or fate. He didnt care about that. He was doing this for one reason.
To save Zelda. And there was no force in existence that was going to stop him.
And you know what? That is beautiful. It wasnt courage, wisdom, or power that made Link a hero. It wasnt lifetimes of experience and guidance of goddesses. It was his desire to save someone he held dear.
Link's love of Zelda is a force that surpasses Courage, Wisdom and Power.
But above all, his love surpassed Demise's hate. And I dont give a flying f*** about people's opinion on the game. Skyward Sword Link is best Link and I will die on that hill
percy annabeth and grover but they do the scooby doo door stack thing
Binge read all of this in 2 days. It’s every Lila Hater’s wet dream! @gale-gentlepenguin ‘s work
(The links on the chapters themselves aren't fixed tho, but this master post works for all of them)
(Part 1) ( Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6)
(Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9) (Part 10) (Part 11)
(Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15) (Part 16) (Part 17) (Part 18)(Part 19) (Part 20) (Part 21)
(Part 22) (Part 23) (Part 24) (Part 25) (Part 26) (Part 27) (Part 28)
(Part 29)
(Part 30) (Part 31) (Part 32) (Part 33) (Part 34) (Part 35)
I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
missing them