Alycia: I Can't Even Give You Shit For Consistency Because I'm Not The Most Consistent Myself, But You

can't blame the world for being excited about euphoria. it's been a little too long since the last season, and we were kind of left with a cliffhanger. it's amazing to see you so booked and busy though, because it's well deserved. i did see all of the photos from your safari and i had serious fomo. i have always wanted to go on one myself, so it was definitely added to my bucket list of activities. i think my annual birthday trip. i don't know where i want to go yet, but i always travel for my birthday so i'm looking forward to that.

everyone's been talking to me about ❛ euphoria ❜ lately i've been living my best. yes, work is happening, but i'm also enjoy things right now. i went on a safari recently and it was amazing — just seeing different animals living their lives. it also got me thinking of going to zoos and such — so what's some of your favourite spring and summer activities you're looking forward to enjoying this year? i'll say now, always try to make time for yourself. ( @hfrpstarters )

aussie hell is the worst kind of hell to find yourself in, so the studio should be shaking in their boots. i feel like that's why my love for marvel isn't as much as it used to. i feel like they were trying to milk that cow as along as they could, and after a while the quality started to go down— at least for some films. i love that for you, because if that title doesn't invoke fear into the studio then i don't know what will. i would love to marvel in a spiderman movie, but i don't know if that will ever come.

alright, alright — message received loud and clear. i’m honestly a little scared for the studio now... aussie hell sounds intense, and i fully support it. you’re absolutely right though — if they hadn’t been off making seventeen different spin-offs and squeezing every drop out of the multiverse, maybe we’d already be swinging through another film by now. but hey, i admire the commitment. i’ll consider this your official application to be the voice of the people — and if i do end up in those meetings, i’ll just casually drop, “alycia debnam-carey is not impressed and she’s sharpening her boomerang,” yeah? also, side note — if you ever want to cameo and show them how it’s done, i’m just saying… you'd make a killer addition to the spider-verse.

i'm sure once it fully sinks in you are going to be over the moon. i have no doubt that you won't be the most amazing father. sometimes things happen in life that we don't expect, but everything has a time and a purpose, and this is yours.

thank you so much! i'm feeling excited, nervous for sure but after the shock of it wore off the excited has gotten so much more! It's super unexpected but i totally cant imagine it not happening now. i really hope that i am, i'm a great uncle so i hope i going to be good at this new role.

i don't think there is any amount of words in the english language to describe how much i love and miss you. i know work has been awful and we've both been the busiest, but if you find some free time soon we should have dinner so we can catch up. it's been way too long for my liking. @elizcbethchase

as much as i wish you could speak on all the juicy details, i understand why you can't. i think that's the hardest part about this business. you want to tell the world about all the exciting things you are working on, but you can't. i can't wait to find out all the juicy things coming this season, though, so as soon as you can spill the beans be sure to let me be the first to know. thank you! landing godzilla was a surprise, but one i am so excited to get started on. been a fan of the series since i was a kid. i promise to tell you all about it. maybe even convince you to take a girls trip with me so we can experience it together. i'd need someone there who was familiar with it. it's sort of become a tradition at this point. it's my little gift to myself.

you know i get it, in fact — i love it and all i'm hearing and wish i could even speak on. i think that's what makes it hard, you can't say anything as much as you might like. more is coming though — promise. aww, thanks, babe, and i can say the same for you! seems every time i look, you're on another project and so love it for you. yes, you so should, i had the best time and whenever you go, tell me all about it okay? could always do that for it, unless you get another idea. either way, hope you have the best time for that. a birthday trip sounds so nice and i always try to do one myself.

i have been very booked and busy the past couple of years, but i'm afraid that well has run dry at the moment. i have nothing booked so far, so the future is kind of unclear for me, but such is the nature of this beast. i hope something good comes my way soon. what about you? aside from the brand new wife and beautiful baby.

Tell me about all the projects you got going on at the moment. Y'always seem to be a busy little cherub. | @alyvas

girl, if you want to try pilates then let me know. i have this adorable studio that i go to and the ladies who teach it are the best. they snatched my waist so quick. exactly. i don't know what's going on, but if you need someone to vent to then i'm here. odds are i've probably been in the same boat as you, so we can swap war stories.

i think i should try pilates because i have been seeing people's results and they look fantastic. yeah i've been eating and drinking them today, but tomorrow it's back to the gym and working on my businesses. can't let one thing stop me from working on what i love.

alycia: hello friend! i've been doing well! been all over the place promoting my latest project. life has finally started to slow down for me and i'm able to breath again. what about you? i've been snooping your insta and saw you've had a few things going on. so proud of you! alycia: i saw you came out with your own condiment line! i'm not exaggerating when i say i wanna try them all. i'm gonna have to grill myself a fat steak to try all of them.

𝙨𝙢𝙨 ⇢ 𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘯𝘢𝘮-𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘺

glen: alycia! how've you been friend? we need to hang out soon because it's been too long. glen: also, you need to send me your address because i have some smashin' condiments i need to send you. // @alyvas

alycia: does both count? alycia: i saw the one pop up on my memories and then it took me right to the folder i have on my phone. i think i have more photos of you than i do of myself. not that i'm complaining because i'd much rather look at you. alycia: i was about to ask if it would be too bold of me to show up. i have only been to prague a handful of times, and seeing the sights with you sounds a lot more fun. i can be on the next flight out in the morning?

Jamie: Hello, darling. Jamie: So you've got me wondering, are you looking at photos of us or just of me? Either way, I miss you too. It has been a while since we've seen each other last and I'm all for changing that. Jamie: I'm currently in Prague. I've got a convention at the end of the week and figured I'd come early to see the sites. You're more than welcome to come see the sites with me, love.

alycia: it's good that you do, otherwise i'd have to find another and i'm not sure i could find someone as qualified as you. well when you put it like that how can i argue with that logic? i have to admit that those are some of my favorites as well, simply for the memories that are attached to them for that reason. alycia: i love that for us. photoshoot at some gorgeous, gothic places? yes please. maybe we can find some spooky places to explore as well. you know me and my thrilling need to find all the spookiest places. it's been a little too long for my liking. we gotta make sure this much time doesn't pass next time, because i'm realizing now just how much i miss you, and i don't want to have to miss you anymore than i have to.

Jamie: I love being your favorite muse, just throwing that out there. Oh god no, darling, those are my favorite photos of you. Why would I get rid of them? Those are where you look the most beautiful, if you ask me, or the ones where I'm the reason you're looking a mess. Those are my favorites. Jamie: I'm glad to help you have some fun then, love, and I'm sure we'll find some great places to explore too. This city has a ton of old, gothic places that are right up both our alleys. Oh, I knew you'd be sold once I told you about the balcony view. And don't worry, I've already thought about a few of those things we can do on that balcony as well. It has been a long time after all. 😉