I Totally Don’t Relate To This In Any Way

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

mother. friggin’. space. man. x

My light in the dark (losing it)

Here is your mission.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!

Curly Talks: To Anya

the cake is a lie