I Hate Viruses So Fucking Much. Literally Getting Attacked By A Fucking Shape. A Concept. Consumes No

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Kermi

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

chickens in love

Local goat discovers joy of painting

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

Glad to have not seen these around where I live. Go Sonic! > :}

The headlines and anecdotes being shared about Tesla dealerships and cyber trucks getting wrecked and vandalized are all very enjoyable and revitalizing.

If you want to repost this one anywhere, feel free! Credit me where and when you can, but it's all good even if you can't.

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

Sometimes life feels like watching an episode of a show without watching the previous episodes first, while the show is based on a book you haven't read.

And you don't know what's happening, you don't understand where the narrative is going, what the show is about, what the moral is supposed to be, don't know what the people went through, and it makes you feel lost and you're not sure how you should act or what to say.

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

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