sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone
btw dating sucks as a concept.
Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
"enchanted with hepatitis"
"and he shattered the window bc he stabbed it with a pencil"
"yeah well i have high hopes that im perfectly fine"
"she literally screenshot-ed my own story and then cut ME out of it"
"imagine what it's like. to be trump"
"do I LOOK like a finger doctor, nerd?"
"I really don't like church" "you're white, of course you like church"
"is that ur ankles or ur toes"
"ur a golfing unicorn"
"i wonder what they're thinking of, other than.... pedophilia"
can someone baby me please for the love of god
little cat is sleeping all comfy and cozy next to me and i dont think ive loved anything more in my entire life?????????
i had started doing these on my old blog but lets start it up again (because im dedicated to this list)
*male voice* "THATS MY TITTY AMBER"
boy1: *runs at the other* "ImMa gEtCha ImMa gEtcHa"
boy2: *panicked noises and running away"
"I have a headache and life if meaningless but at least I finished my geometry homework'
"well sorry I don't want my first kiss to be with nasty-ass mcmono"
"would you cut off your balls? *then again, more intense* but would you cut off your balls???"
"hey *random boy* what's your opinion on boobs?"
"do you wanna try my shoe on?"
"now *that's* a DM to send to your girlfriend"
"YOU DREW ME AS MEGAMIND????????"
"thanos corn dog"
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