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Real morning after vibes on tumblr today

in the year of our lord 2024

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

squinting suspiciously at my hands because they are Hurting and theyre Not Supposed To Be Hurting

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

moments i want to live in forever:

taking a bath or shower in the early evening during summer with the window open and the whole room is kinda balmy and warm and you can hear all the little bugs and frogs chirping outside

being outside right before a really huge storm and everyone is kind of hurrying around and the sky looks weird and you feel very small and strange

standing outside dorm or apartment buildings and seeing everyones different color led lights in the windows

walking outside after a long shift and its still dead silent outside under the streetlights and the air is still and you sit in your car in the dark and go through the notifs that have built up over the last few hours

staying up late at my grandparents's farmhouse and going down to the kitchen for a little snack or drink when everyone else is asleep

when it’s rainy and dark and you light a scented candle while you read all nice and cozy inside

the drive to the airport

being in any empty space where theres normally a lot of people (schools, churches, roads, etc)

sitting on the trunk of one of my friend's car at midnight while she pumped her gas

walking through the lighting section at the hardware store

”oh you poor thing! Your disability is so sad. How do you keep going?”

haha lol that’s what she said

sorry professor i didn not turn in the assignments because well. the cold and dark make me sleepy and sad

about to guillotine my legs off ♡

i’m gonna gnaw my leg off someone kill me or chop off my leg