about to guillotine my legs off ♡
i’m gonna gnaw my leg off someone kill me or chop off my leg
"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
if you cant respect the most innocent form of trust i dont like you
If you break pinkie promises you’re a weirdo and I hate you
“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”
— Vincent Van Gogh
I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
amazing amazing amazing "video essay style" youtubers to check out
video essays on queer history and obscure historical stories/events: Kaz Rowe
hilarious book talk on popular (and often terrible) books that tiktok makes famous, complete with full details and spoilers: lexi aka newlynova
deep dive video essays into classic literature, popular shows/movies, crime, and so many other topics: biz
talks on fandom and popular shows/books/movies: uncarly
more deep dives into popular books: shitty book club
deep dive on bluey episodes: pugly
I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal
adding onto Library Quotes Out Of Context
"are you kidnapping minors without me?!"
(this is a university campus, there are no minors of any kind present)
You overhear weird conversations in the library, I was just minding my own business when I heard this one guy say to his girlfriend:
“Are you gonna shove that child into that duct?”
There were no children present, or ducts of any kind.
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