My Guilty Pleasure Right Now Is Watching Luxury Hotel Reviews And I Found This British Guy Who Keeps

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

taigen is sooooo funny. bitchiest man i've ever seen. he fucked and ran. he's obsessed with honor. he's the only one allowed to kill his rival. he makes silly little sarcastic jokes. he endured torture because his rival "deserved better" than being killed by the men torturing him. he got a boner from homoerotic wrestling. he's pathetic and i adore him.

what's wrong babe you're barely anything

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

this is the current mood yall

*gets a metal pole*

Gonna beat that anons ass.

I STARTED THE MOVEMENT OF REALIZNG THAT ANON IS FUCKED I HAVE AN ARMY BEHIND ME GRRRRRR

COME OUT YOU FILTHY SLUT SO I CAN GET YOUR ASS BANNED

*sit on the sofa and watch you all run after each other * ...meow

sent my partner the playlist i made and they go "this is just lesbianism"

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

the fucking Urge to live forever in the liminal space of soft lighting at 1am, lying in the arms of someone you adore where everything is soft and silent and good

omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that