That One Friend Who’s Always Cold: I’m Cold

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I FEEL LIKE IM RUNNING THROUGH THE STREET JUST YELLING AT PEOPLE AS I PASS BY LIKE RIP IF I RANDOMLY MESSAGED YOU ITS THE SPIRIT OF THE BOOPS I HAVE BEEN HITTING EVERYONE I SEE AND HAVE FOLLOWED LIKE 7 PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE BOOPS. OUR CAMARADERIE IS FORMED THROUGH VIOLENCE

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 3)

"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"

"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"

*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"

"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"

"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"

"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"

"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"

"papa could I have some watermelon"

*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"

"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

OH MY GOD?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

sorry i completely shut down hearing fireworks lol do you still think im sexy

(very unreasonable) times i decided to go exploring

it was 30°F and i decided to climb the silo at my grandparents' farm without gloves (its about 60ft tall) (just exposed rungs running up the outside of it) (it was freezing) (the bottom is surrounded by concrete) (i climbed all the way to the top) (did not tell anyone i was going)

later that year, in the summer, i wanted to go find deer bones where the hunters toss their leftovers in the woods so i went in flip flops and an oversized hoodie (walked about half a mile to get there) (carried the bones back tied together in a random piece of cloth) (had the time to grab the cloth but not actual shoes) (did not tell anyone i was going)

wanted to climb a tree. went out to the woods via rolling under the electric cow fence and climbed as high as the branches could hold me, read a book (was there for around three hours) (the cows looked confused) (did not tell anyone i was going)

was starved for outside time after moving to uni, found some trails going through the woods (went wandering around on them after dark because i didnt want to miss the sun set) (had no idea how far the trails went) (it was almost pitch black when i got back) (did not tell anyone i was going)

on that same note, if i couldnt sleep id wander around campus with my headphones on at 3am (my roommate says im not supposed to do this anymore) (because i didnt tell anyone i was going)

tonight i wanted to poke through some trails i havent been on and a park off campus so i did (i had all day after class) (decided to go after sunset) (right before a thunderstorm) (as usual, did not tell anyone i was going)

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down