Okay So I Listened To Suggestions About Jayce Being Unhappy With The Inflicting Pain Bit But Being Unable

Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

this speced course is making me want to minor in special education so that i can do it Right

You can only reblog this today.

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

"you can't be in pain, you're so young!" well slap my ass and call me a whore, edith, you've just cured me of 20+ years of chronic misery!!! by jove you must be the messiah!!!!!!!

So sad that there are people who doesn't know about our annual holiday of killing a dead dictator :/

i used to love jokes about canes/crutches users referring to them as their additional legs. but THIS IS NO JOKE ANYMORE.

i almost feel every step of my cane. my wrist? i feel it's more of like my knee. what do you mean i have two legs? no, i have three. yes, third one starts at my shoulder, why?

oh, i need two free hands for something... *sarcastic thought* yeah let me just pull out my second arm. *realizing i actually do have a second arm* oh well...

sometimes i just don't realize i'm holding a cane. i don't realize i can stop holding it. my fingers are glued to the handle, thanks for asking.

today, i was sitting down and thought that i needed to re-tie my shoe laces. i made knots tighter on first shoe. second shoe. then i got puzzled because where's the third shoe.

yes it IS my third leg now. she's adopted.

diversity win! the godlike creature who is literally the land you walk on (and also your brother’s dad) is genderqueer!

the tiktokers wanna move here