At Any Given Moment Every English Major You Know Is One Interesting Essay Topic Away From Putting Up

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

the sadness

”oh you poor thing! Your disability is so sad. How do you keep going?”

haha lol that’s what she said

thinkimnmnbhb about whirlwind for hire again,,,, miss those funky fruits

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

guess ill try it?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”