• • • • she/they • • im an adult • • • • posting into the void like it's my own personal playground
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if i get another life i’ll try to find you sooner
i get butterflies when i see your name on my phone but that’s literally none of your business
got called a shakespeare nerd twice today yes this is becoming my whole personality
its really hard to get the hang of at first, trust me. ive had mine for about ~5 months and sometimes i avoid taking them with me bc it feels awkward and i hate not having full use of my hands :/
i did watch some tiktoks from people who use forearm crutches and it helped a little with how i hold them and distribute weight? all i can really say is that it takes time and practice
bought forearm crutches. i have no idea how people use them it's so difficult??? they should provide more support than a cane but i can't take a step without overthinking my every move-
*wakes up*
"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"
"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"
*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"
"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"
"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"
"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"
"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"
"papa could I have some watermelon"
*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"
"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"
"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"
"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"
*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"
"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"
*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"
*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"
*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"
"This is Salem, not the hood"
*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"
"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"
i had started doing these on my old blog but lets start it up again (because im dedicated to this list)
*male voice* "THATS MY TITTY AMBER"
boy1: *runs at the other* "ImMa gEtCha ImMa gEtcHa"
boy2: *panicked noises and running away"
"I have a headache and life if meaningless but at least I finished my geometry homework'
"well sorry I don't want my first kiss to be with nasty-ass mcmono"
"would you cut off your balls? *then again, more intense* but would you cut off your balls???"
"hey *random boy* what's your opinion on boobs?"
"do you wanna try my shoe on?"
"now *that's* a DM to send to your girlfriend"
"YOU DREW ME AS MEGAMIND????????"
"thanos corn dog"
squinting suspiciously at my hands because they are Hurting and theyre Not Supposed To Be Hurting
I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal
the boyfriend level (derogatory)
can we talk abt how ambrosious's url is canonically "loins_of_gold". like. this man.
if we're mutuals youre my bestie ok
sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
small children just existing is the cutest thing
my roommate will always apologize when their side of the room is messy and theyll never believe me when i say i dont mind but its so human? and theyre so beautiful? and who cares about a little mess when someone so lovely is in my life? and people just living and being human is so good and underappreciated?
slay its me
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I wanna kiss my friends
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
seriously lmk im tired of my plain black ones
Anyone know where to get knee braces with nice patterns on instead of just plain ones? (Preferably UK based so I don't have to pay a huge amount for shipping)
i may be quite sad and nervous but there are still little pink hearts radiating off of me like a cartoon character
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me
maybe valentines day is like. an okay holiday
*stands up and knees and ankles hurt*
*sit down and hips hurt*
These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3
”oh you poor thing! Your disability is so sad. How do you keep going?”
haha lol that’s what she said