Amongpresidents - Klaire

Madison: Thomas, we are engaged-

Thomas: Oh my god, we are? This is so exciting! Okay so for the wedding I was thinking-

Madison: In a battle for our nation's very soul.

Thomas: Ah, less exciting

this is my friend’s kitten Noodles and he’s extremely cute and fluffy but he’s also very evil and WILL bite you

Eliza: I’m not mad you cheated on me. I’m mad you cheated on me with someone who looks like my sister.

Hamilton: She didn’t look like Angelica.

Eliza: Not Angelica.

Hamilton: *chuckles* You mean peg-

*Alexander pictures them side by side*

Hamilton: OH GOD!

Eliza: Yup.

me asf, and i hate it!

I long to kill the writers block fairy

Look at the fireworks night up the night sky… En Washington Heights!

The sense of hearing is wild. We can detect the air pressure changes caused by a paperclip hitting the floor from across the room.

lmao why did we ever let Pitbull ruin our favorite songs in the ‘10s by coming on and saying “Dalé!” and then just leaving

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.