Hm. Yeah :)

Tadaai and Stobotnik are the same ship and I can prove it!

(Ok maybe I’m exaggerating a bit but unfortunately the brainrot has taken over and this is all I can currently think about)

Ok so firstly we have Dr Ivo Robotnik and Ainosuke Shindo; both antagonists within their stories, both incredible in their own rights being the best in their fields, and both are mad geniuses. They are both primarily referred to by their nicknames by the other characters (Eggman for Robotnik and Adam for Ainosuke), both are primarily associated with the colour red, they both unique hairstyles, and both share a love for dance.

They also both have an obsession with a blue haired teen (ok very different types of obsession tbf but it’s funny to me).

Next we have Agent Stone and Tadashi Kikuchi, who are both also very similar; they are both employed under the previously mentioned characters, they are loyal to a fault to those characters even if they don't always treat them best, both of them almost exclusively wear suits throughout their entire screen times, and, if I share my own opinion, they both also have extremely pretty eyes.

Now onto the similarities of them as couples.

Both Robotnik and Ainosuke are shown to manhandle Stone and Tadashi at various points, leading to accusations from their respective fandoms of physical abuse.

However, in both cases, most fans recognise that Stone and Tadashi don’t just put up with the ‘abuse’ but seem to actively enjoy it, leading to kink-shaming towards Stone and Tadashi for their unconventional relationships with their bosses, but it's generally accepted as they match each other's freaks to a dangerous degree.

Stone and Tadashi also both only seem to smile when around Robotnik and Ainosuke, taking on more neutral or even annoyed expressions when around anyone else.

With both ships it’s also apparent that they have years of history together. With Tadaai they have known each other since childhood and had a falling out in their teens which is the catalyst for the entire plot of sk8 and what led to Ainosuke becoming unhinged.

While it's clear Stobotnik don’t have the same kind of messy history with each other, it still seems true that the two have worked with each other for some time considering how comfortable they are with one another, with Stone being the only human being Robotnik actually tolerates and allows close to him.

Robotnik and Ainosuke also both have very difficult relationships with their families, with Robotnik having grown up as an orphan, never knowing family until his grandfather entered into his life in sonic 3, and Ainosuke having a family but being physically and emotionally abused by them from a young age.

In both cases their family also cause a break in their relationships with Tadashi and Stone. Robotnik fires and turns his back on Stone in the 3rd movie, choosing to believe his grandfather over Stone after Stone urges Robotnik not to trust his grandfather after discovering he had been deceiving them the whole time.

Ainosuke and Tadashi’s relationship also breaks down due to Ainosuke's family, as Ainosuke’s father burning his skateboard results in Tadashi refusing to speak up for him in his defence, causing a split between them that’s lasts for nearly a decade.

Another similarity is the use of pet names and insults within their relationships as both Robotnik and Ainosuke use previously derogatory terms towards their other halves as a term of endearment during the emotional climax of their stories.

Ainosuke often refers to Tadashi as ‘dog’ using it throughout the whole show almost entirely as an insult, seemingly to remind him of his place within their relationship, until the end of the final episode where it takes on an affectionate meaning as he uses it in what comes pretty close to what fans consider to be a marriage proposal.

With Robotnik he had previously referred to Stone as a ‘sycophant’ (a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage) in the 2nd movie, however in the climax of the 3rd film he instead refers to him as a ‘syco-friend’ shortly before he sacrifices himself to save the world, changing a previous insult to acknowledge his own softer feelings towards Stone . In both cases this use of previously derogatory terms are used to signal a change in their relationships and the mending of them.

Robotnik similarly uses unconventional words of affection when talking to Stone, taking his compliment of Stone's latte's from the 1st movie and turning it into as close to a love confession as we could possibly get from these two.

To make my final point I'd also like to point out that with both ships the climax of their stories is reached when one realises what the other means to them. Robotnik saves the entire world and sacrifices himself simply because he knows that Stone is there on earth and that he’s the only person that ever truly cared about him, sacrificing himself for Stone.

With Ainosuke his story reaches a climax when he remembers what it’s like to have fun when skating again and the realisation that the whole reason he used to enjoy it so much was because he had Tadashi by his side and that he had always been there by his side the whole time.

Basically I really love both of these ships and they're all I could think about these last few days.

In conclusion

I’m at my fucking limit. I’m going to snap

To change things up, instead of ancap shitboy Dream who wears suits to school, imagine a different Dream in high school, a Dream who wears pastel hoodies and cuffed jeans, who’s hair is always messy, president of the GSA and captain of the frisbee golf team, who organized a student protest when the school board voted to cut funding for breakfast programs. 

Social Justice uwu Dream argues with his English teacher that Animal Farm is anti socialist propaganda, and with his history teacher that their textbook doesn’t call Columbus a liar and a murderer. He claims he’s of Native descent when the lel kek kid in class tells him to stop being triggered. Dream gets sent to the principal’s office for calling the health teacher a cisnormative endosexnormative bitch. 

Radicool Leftist Dream fully simps for his college aged neighbor George who’s like an anarchist and an art major, constantly vapes/does edibles, wears eyeliner and paints his nails, and only wears turtlenecks. Dream seethes in jealousy as he looks out his window at all the older buff guys George brings home. Dream is hopelessly in love with cool edgy older ancom George, even though they’ve spoken like once.

Bernie Baby Dream is best friends with Sapnap, who is a miku binder transgender otherkin furry Maoist who’s into vore. Together they troll twitter accounts that are pro Biden/Harris and also share their self insert OC fanart of the anime they watch. Sapnap also calls Dream sempai unironically and is also in love with Dream but can never let him know since Dream is so loudly in love with George. Sapnap writes shitty fanfiction where he and Dream are boyfriends.

Manberg Festival: out of context

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25195066

Shit dawg, didn’t expect y’all to like this story that much

still thinking about tadaai in the ova

kyoutani looks like he’s gonna cry in every frame

Google earth, always taking pics ~ ☆

Thank you SO MUCH @carriecmoney for doing the coloring!! :,o I’m eternally grateful!

And those who still count afab individuals (who don’t identify as women) is very gross and transphobic.

you know that moment when your worried husband is nagging at you and you say something in a language you think he doesn’t know but he does know that language ? yeah.

(scuffed dsmp 6/?)

TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT

Ranboo: Your dad’s dramatic.

Tubbo: Does a divorce sound dramatic, Ranboo?

hey everyone, people are starting a rumor that I'm "lesbophobic" to try and make me shut down, I've posted so many lesbian rights posts and have so much respect for lesbians but I've been dealing with these rumors for a whole year now. I can't make them stop and it me hurts so much that I can't make posts about respecting lesbians anymore without people saying I'm lying. I don't know what to do