Mcyt Bitches Only Know 2 Things:

For that one friend, I love you but it’s fun to call you out

hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 

You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care. They don't give a shit. The whole series, ADAM is making ominous biblical lusty threats towards Langa and Langa is NEVER paying attention, Reki is too busy having a mental crisis/coming of age moment to pay attention to the guy that literally beats the shit out of him, but at no point are they like 'maybe we are being treated in an odd way' or 'maybe we should find out more about Adam' because they don't give a shit.

They never approach Joe and Cherry like 'we need to know the TRUTH about Adam' because they're too busy dapping each other up in an abandoned skate park. Reki gets hit by a car by someone connected to Adam and when Snake goes projecting all his issues he's like 'okay whatever, unrelatable'. Langa brings up 'I wonder why Adam skates' ONE TIME, and they're like 'it's probably because he enjoys it, no other possible reason'. They don't care about his shady past with Cherry and Joe. They don't care that he's a politician. They simply have two priorities and it's each other and skating.

It's so funny to me that they're THIS apathetic to the main antagonist. Himbo's wish they could be this dumb.

The Alphabet for bitter people

-A- A bitch like me deserves to be in hell

B- Bitter asshole

C- Come and get me bitch

D- Dick is your favorite food, huh?

E- Elephant bitches 

F- Fuck you I (dont) deserve better

G- GEORGE I WAS ON ONE HEART

H- Hell.

I- I know I’m an asshole but I do be looking good

J- Jail. We’re all going to FUCKING jail.

K- Kids are assholes

L- Lick my balls for all I care 

M- MANIPULATION IS KEY BITCH

N- Nope, I am not dealing with your shit today

O- OH SHIT-

P- Perhaps if everyone here was not a FUCKING idiot, we wouldn’t be here

Q- Queerbaiting is shitty prove me wrong.

R- RIP Alivebur, you were kinda shitty, but we loved it.

S- SLUTTY ASSHOLE GET OFF ME

T- Tsk

U- U WANNA FIGHT HUH

W- Whore.

X- Xylophoneeeeeeeee heheheehehehehe this is why my mother hates me

Y- You are a no good bitch. And I hate/love you for it

Z- Zero happiness because I’m bitter

Where is it. Let me read it. Please. I crave trope-y iwaoi.

me: making the villains for my mysterycoffeshopcollege au

me: ...this is pretty trope-y huh...

me:

me:

me: oh well it’s my pleasure fic lol

you know that moment when your worried husband is nagging at you and you say something in a language you think he doesn’t know but he does know that language ? yeah.

(scuffed dsmp 6/?)

TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT

Ranboo: Your dad’s dramatic.

Tubbo: Does a divorce sound dramatic, Ranboo?

This is so disgusting to watch. They are 12 year-old boys, who “matched the description” and had to experience this horror. A little boy crying scared to death and the other one telling him to stop , because he wants to stay alive is what makes me cry. Just try to understand this- they know the way cops treat black boys and trying to calm themselves down TO SURVIVE THIS. How horrifying is that?

Dead, sad,insecure

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