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guhjhjhhhhhhhhh im still on my break i sweaarr....

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he/xe internet artist and writer trying my best forever and always

CRICKETS/ROLAND (or ishmael or anything really)!!!

he/him or any neopronouns. i favor the fuckass sets my friends made and started using for me (ex: meur/sault based on a joke i made)

masculine terms to refer to me only, plz. also no they/them if u can help it

click 4 straw.page (gimmicks appreciated), other socials, artfight, c/mmissions, and parody bsky accs

fandoms: project moon, guilty gear, house of leaves, classic lit., etc.

kins: vergilius (lcb), hokma (lor), bamboo-hatted kim (lor), kishibe (csm), johnny truant (hol)

my last.fm!

i yume meursault!! sharing is good!! ill also gladly talk abt my oc i ship w him. and my other sinners. :)

(bestie and i's mutual) art tag: #cricketsmustbeenslaved

text tag: #cricketsmustbetext

oc tags are 🦗 - [oc name]...

- proshippers please dni with my blog :)

- please credit me if u use my art

- pms open! i love to chat with mutuals

- i might use slurs,, theyre all reclaimed though!! im not awful i swear!!

- fandom posting is sporadic!!!!

THTATS MU SILLY BILLU RIGJT YHERE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

@ams-husband limbus oc this is theo say hi

20 minute dumb little kind of render of my sona because i got a haircut and i wanted him to match me

hi guys!!

small update post, I’m gonna be taking a short break from posting for mental and physical health reasons. as of late my chronic pain has been getting worse, some of which had been agitated greatly by a bad panic attack and ptsd flashbacks.

I’m estimating that it’ll last maybe 5-7 days, nothing too serious but long enough for me to want to let you guys know!

you are more than welcome to continue sending stuff in if you’d like! I do love seeing messages and doodles from you guys, it always makes me happy <3

thank you so much for being such sweetie pies to me!! love you all!

As a gay man fujoshis are so fucking weird stay away from me why is it so normalized on this platform

selfshippers seeing the worst fictional character ever

proship dni

Feeling silly.

Was scrolling through IHNMAIMS stuff, saw your blog, saw your stuff, so I thought I'd—

*drops fanart*

(also shamelessly showing off my OC cuz yes. Call it "Prototype", its here to be a nuisance while everyone else suffers)

(tumblr butchered the quality a lil' but what can I do)

Ok bye—

THIS IS SO AMAZING OH MY GODDDDD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3<3<3

YOUR ARTSTYLE IS SO CUTE!! I LOVE HOW SHARP IT IS !!! IM STIMMING SO HARD AAGHGUTGHJDRGHJEJHSRGTER!!

your design is SO cute I LOVE PROTOTYPE I WANNA BE ITS FRIEND!!! WE MUST BE BESTIES IMMEDIATLEY!!!

I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS LITERALLY TAKING THE MBTI TEST FOR AM WHEN I SAW THAT

guh

VUL POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN AM>??? IMPOSSIBLE...

but its not that much other than am, considering the book theo is based off of is i have no mouth and i must scream.... oh well

guhhhh..... heathcliff and theo...... i need to make a post about theo because im brainrotting over him SO HARD rn i love my tragic little guy so much i put him in the torture chamber <3

AWWWWW OMG THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE TYSM <3<3<3<3

tumblr is trying to tell me something here...

hmmmmm.... what could it possibly be.... /s

guh

wawawawa waawaa

wawawawaa waawaaaaawawawawawaaawawawa

Hii! I love the way you draw you AM. Hes so silly. Also really love your lil peep, being a computer software has to be so fun i think.

Oh also on a scale of 1-10 what would you and AM rate brownies?

hihi! thank you so much! i have a lot of fun drawing him <3

being a computer software is pretty fun! i can basically go wherever i want on the internet [for better or for worse....] there are a couple of downsides though, considering file corruption and decay is easy to catch if you're not careful or well protected, which i'm not considering that i was kinda defunct for not functioning perfectly... [naahhh not the computer program disability] so i have contracted some viruses a few times -w-''

as for the brownies thing! this is such a cute question! neither of us can eat in the traditional sense but i can copy food code and models from games and basically use them as holograms to eat! ive gotten good enough at code cooking to know how to write my own digital recipes [though i am not without my mistakes!!] i can transfer the code into am's receptors and though its not quite the same, he can still pick up the signals of what they taste like!

i've made brownies quite a few times and i'd rate them an 8/10! they're super yummy and i really like the texture! the thing that pulls them up to a 10/10 is if i put them with vanilla ice cream!! pretty popular combo but its popular for a good reason! am says he rates them a 4/10 as he can't really understand the appeal of the texture and thinks that the lack of variety is primitive [aka, his way of saying they're boring.] he also notes that the presentation isn't amazing and that they're a bland display. the four points comes from me making it for him, so he can't bring himself to hate it.

The Izzy message thing is insane please let us know if you talk with Izzy about it. I’m willing to believe that it’s an impersonator because she’s gotten hate before and I wouldn’t be surprised if some bitter people are still doing stuff to get her ‘cancelled’ over a selfship. I can’t imagine why she’d sign it herself. Unless she’s gonna blame it on DID or something. If it’s seriously her I’m gonna unfollow that’s so unbelievably gross

i appreciate the support <3

i most likely will not be speaking with them for a few [rather cowardly] reasons.

- i’m unreasonably terrified of confrontation due to some issues related to cptsd that lead me to get physically ill and start shaking even during digital confrontations! [that’s why it took me so long to post the original post addressing it, i was freaking out lol..]

- i don’t believe that speaking with them will be productive, as why would you admit it when you could simply blame it on a troll anyways?

- i would rather forget about this situation entirely rather than prolong it, a fight between us isn’t going to result in anything productive and it’s already been very upsetting to me.

overall, it’s up to you who you follow and i’m not gonna insist you follow either of us, but once again, thank you for your care and concern <3

tell spamton that he owes me fourteen dollars and two earthworms

I did and he told me he's all outta earthworms ☹️ I'll make him go look for more tomorrow.

You guys are so nice about deadjokes ☹️☹️☹️ i love you all

I love the little deadjokes fandom so much

Reblog if you're part of the deadjokes fandom 💞 / nf

this design is really cute!!!

OH WAIT IS THIS CYBORG AHAHAHAHA WAIT THATS SO CUTE

thank you but What <3

thank you but What <3

thank you so much <3

HELL YEAH!!!!! AM LOVES ME FOREVER!!!!! <3

THIS IS SO CUTE OMGGGGGG!!!!! HES SO HANDSOME <3<3<3<3<3

today's new gifs!!

best part about having a moot with an f/o from a media that i dont know is that i literally only know am as Your character 🙏🙏 no idea who this guy is but thats your husband. yeah. i believe it...

HELL YEAH! vam is canon not clickbait

also yes, you and your hubby are absolutely adorable and i'm rooting for y'all 🙏🙏

thank youuuuu <3<3<3<3

thats 100% a troll trying to start shit. izzy isnt even on that blog rn if you check, it’s someone else running it. not a single person alive would SIGN their hate mail on an anonymous platform without an ulterior motive. they probably dont like you OR izzy and want to start drama. don’t fall for it.

i realize that's a possibility and that's why i addressed both scenarios! i don't want to outright say its them or not but i acknowledge that it could be. i appreciate your concern, though. [edit: i know i most likely seem paranoid and, yes, i am. i'm not without my psychological problems and i'm sorry if i'm being irrational. i'm trying to be as kind about the situation as possible but it's still quite distressing.]

HII MOOTIE SO UMM. i'm planning on doing smth similar to your vam cubby with my main f/o osmosis jones, and i wanted to know how you made the little paper thingies hang

that is all ty :3 sorry this wasn't vam related 😭🙏

HI MOOTIE! its completely fine that its not vam related, im happy to help!

the method i used for making the little hangers is pretty simple,

make the little hanger fellas!

get some sort of string [i used bracelet elastic since it's what i had but anything works tbh]

tape or glue the edge of the string to the paper in the direction you want it to hang from [for mine i did the top of the drawing with the string coming about 1/3 down the back of the paper.]

get paperclips and bend them so that the inner.. clip,.. part [idk paperclip anatomy..] is at a 90 degree angle with the larger part sitting flat so it looks like a coat hanger!

tie the top of the string around the smaller protruding part of the paperclip! [depending on the type of string you use you might want to double tie it, mine wanted to slip out.]

tape the larger flat part of the paperclip to where you want it to hang from!

[optional] attach something to the back of the paper to weigh it down so it wont hang weird! personally i used poster putty on the back of mine but you could probably just tape another paperclip to the back :D

enjoy!!! p.s. osmosis jones is SO real of you and you draw him so cute!

AHEM. addressing 'izzy' [aka, getting told to kms by someone ive never met OR a troll]

so. i never expected that i'd have to make a post like this, but here we are! :D

soooo.. this morning i woke up and checked my strawpage as i usually do because i work from home and my schedule is hellishly terrible, and i find some cute little doodles [that i will be posting later] and woah! what's this! my first 'kys'! wait a minute...... i recognize that name!! so i totally FREAKED OUT because like.. is this real??? i was shaking [more in the shocked and confused way rather than the upset way but still..] i want to believe that it's simply a troll impersonating another am selfshipper but i don't have any evidence leaning in either direction so i'll simply address both possibilities.

if i am to believe it's not a troll impersonating a double:

as i've said, i don't want to believe this option is true because i like seeing the best in people and i wouldn't want to assume the worst of someone i don't know, BUT i have to admit that there is a large possibility that this gimmick came from 'ams-puppy', a double that my friends have mentioned to me before and i've seen a few times myself.

i pride myself in being kind, even on the internet where i could get away with being mean under the veil of anonymity so i'm very sad that my mere existence offended you enough for you to go as far as telling me to end my life.

it should be obvious to anyone with the maturity past a ten year old that this behavior is unacceptable and childish.

i know am is mean and all but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a bad person, if anything it should encourage you to be kinder like it has for me.

if i am GULLIBLE AS SHIT and it is a troll:

why??????????? like, genuinely, what do you gain from this? though i respect the craving for chaos, trying to stir up fake drama is pathetic. and why in this community of all things? it's just foolish.

i suggest you take a moment to think about your actions and reevaluate what you do with your time. go outside. have fun. talk to friends. there are better things for you to do out there.

EITHER POSSIBILITY, this behavior is shitty and pathetic.

"erm...."