Nothin' Quite Like How A Dog Loves

I think my favorite reaction to HtN from first-time readers is “omg Harrow is going insane!!!!!”

did you not read the first book. this bitch has been insane since the day she was born. her first appearance in the series was her confronting Gideon after staying up all night to dig up bones and hide them in the floor so she could kick Gideon’s ass for trying to sneak off the planet. when did you think she was being normal. when she stayed awake for days on end obsessively trying to figure out the first trial in Canaan House. how about the time she got so dehydrated and exhausted that she made herself a bone cocoon to sleep in. I could go on

let me crawl inside your ribcage and 😴 snork mimimimi

actual tears running down my face

but really deep down we are all harrow. in adoration of the locked tomb. prepared to wait forever for alecto

You and I are friends, Basil, and we must always remain so.

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A bit of friendzoning for a late Valentines!

It’s amazing to see how the relationship between Dorian and Basil changes through dialogue selection; this line (if I remember correctly and under comprehensible reasons) did not make into the film, so I took some liberty in mixing things up and made a little offering to all the artists that gave me brainrot.

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

monologuing to my mother about harrow the ninth act three as she says things like "he should have known better than to eat the soup, there are folk songs about making soup with bone marrow" "I don't think connecting all this body horror with sex indicates a particularly healthy relationship to sexuality" "marina, this book sounds really quite grim" "does harrow ever have a nice time? does she ever sit down, drink some tea--" no actually she hates tea, she doesn't understand flavors "is there anyone she likes spending time with?" there was in the first book but all her memories got erased "I don't think I understand the youth of today"

thinking about this today

My Captive Prince Fancast

Damen - Stanley Tucci

Laurent - Stanley Tucci

Auguste - Stanley Tucci

Kastor - Stanely Tucci

Jokaste - Stanley Tucci

Charls- Stanley Tucci

Lazar- Stanley Tucci

Paschal - Stanely Tucci