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Close enough welcome back cover of alecto the ninth

saints against god

Will I ever get over this? Nope

“i hate you” is so overused and means nothing anymore. “i hope your best friend turns your favorite twink into a bathroom stall wisdom-spouting redpilled alpha male” is better. it’s real. its terrifying. it happened to basil hallward.

me on twitter every day: im thinking about loustat again im gonna go spend an hour watching the turning clip in bad quality 0.8x on youtube <3

also me: damn i cant watch ep 3 yet :((((((((

average day on the mithraeum

ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈

mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago

john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)

gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis

augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue

pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis

harrow:

@magicorealismo guess who bitch https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rpTkkLM8Zgf832ZHDV7vPCQyM5EOwoDQj5maM5IyfuI/edit?tab=t.kkyweol92633

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

are you afraid of dying alone?