Someone Hit Me With Their Car And I Got Isekai'd To A World That's Really Similar To My Old One Except

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

Mondstadt Masterlist

‘A’ means angst

'Y’ means yandere related stuff

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don't forget the fear of coming across as performative and pedantic just because you know big words and use them correctly

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

watching zeke annihilate hundreds of teenaged scouts 😇😇😇😇🥹🥹🥹☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘

Watching Annie obliterate the Levi squad 🥰🥰

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

GIANTESS KNIGHT GIRLFRIEND x NOBLE HUMAN S/O

- she's incredibly nervous around you.

- being the personal guard of the most important person in her world the world would be nerve-wracking enough, but you being barely the size of her pinky finger only makes it worse.

- she insists that you ride on her shoulder or sit in her cupped, gauntlet-clad palms wherever she goes, regardless of how many times you say you're fine.

-it's definitely not an excuse for her to hold you all the time but whatever

-it honestly gets kind of annoying, or at least it would be if it weren't for the wide, awestruck look she gets on her face every time she gets to hold you.

-she works out constantly to stay in proper shape. Lots of giant-sized push ups, sit ups, and furious blushing when she realizes you see her dressed in athletic wear and slick with sweat

-She wouldn't ever forgive herself if she wasn't strong enough to protect you (even though she could literally solve most problems with a literal flick of her finger)

-its important to note that her nerves only flare up around you specifically. She's actually rather stoic otherwise.

- she speaks in a direct, simple manner normally, but her voice goes up an octave and she's a stuttering mess when she holds you or otherwise interacts with you; she goes from "I will give my all to the kingdom; my heart and soul to the crown!" To "I-Its an honor t-to be given the chance to serve you, y-you grace!" *punctuated with lots of flushing, averted eyes, and nervous laughter.*

-she's quiet around other knights. Not so much shy, but still noticeably nervous about the difference in size.

-the other knights don't help, they spend a lot time trying to use her index finger as a pull-up bar or wrestle her pinky

-there haven't been any injuries regarding her yet, a fact which amazes and confuses her.

- since she not-so-secretly loves it when she gets to hold you, she finds lots of excuses and situations where you could be "in danger."

-"Y-your grace, I understand that the neighboring kingdoms don't *seem* threatening, but as your knight I cannot allow you to go unaccompanied! And since it's a long way, I shall have to carry you to ensure you don't run out of energy. I won't hear otherwise!"

- if you go "missing" (disappear for a few minutes in the bathroom, take a few hours to yourself alone in the woods, etc) she panics.

- she's honestly pretty terrifying when shes scared or angry. while she usually tries to be gentle, the sound of her thundering footsteps has become a sign that she's knocking over trees, wrestling down nearby dragons and other monsters, or frightening any villagers or nobility who might know where you are. Her face hardens, her voice is low and threatening, and while she hasn't harmed anyone yet, she makes it clear that she very well could if she had to

- when she finally finds you, her face brightens instantly, and she simply attacks you with affection.

- *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* "Your grace!" *mwah* *mwah*"I was so worried about you-!" *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* - "Promise me you won't leave my sight like that again!"

-when she pulls away, you're red as a beet and slick with her saliva. She apologizes profusely for this but you both know it's going to happen again.

-in all honesty, you don't really mind

happy gt july!

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my formal apology. found on our fellow hellsite reddit.

the funniest part of the whole elden ring dlc discourse is that everyone unequivocally forgave mohg. I love how basically everyone straight up said:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

I had no intention to but thanks I guess