MY DAAAAAAADS

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

Okay so I've been thinking about the brother scenes (again)...

...and I am losing my mind over all the wonderful parallels we get between these two scenes!

How Zeldris is saying goodbye in both of them - but one is goodbye (this is the end), and one is goodbye (I'll see you later).

How one is Zeldris rejecting Meliodas as a brother, and one is Zeldris accepting Meliodas as his brother (again).

How one has Zeldris slapping away Meliodas' offered hand, and one has Zeldris (figuratively) offering a hand to Meliodas.

How one has Meliodas asking Zeldris to come with him, and one has Zeldris asking Meliodas to come visit him.

How in the first one Zeldris turns away from Meliodas right after, and in the second one Zeldris turns towards Meliodas right before.

How in the first one Meliodas doesn't say anything or react, and in the second one Meliodas does react and speak.

How in the first one Zeldris walks away without looking back or caring for a response, and in the second one Zeldris stops and makes sure Meliodas hears him and gets to respond.

How one is filled with betrayal, and one is filled with forgiveness.

How one is the end of a brotherhood, and one is the beginning of rebuilding something better.

How one is pain, and the other is hope.

Franky: So here's the tea

Loid: For the last time, it's called a mission report

Franky: Do you want the tea or not?

Unsupervised Chaos

Enjoy :)))

phineas and ferb across the 2nd dimension, aka the worst day of perry’s life

Oh yes. I love Meling, I breathe Meling and I eat Meling for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I love my Eternal Sunflowers so much that I could talk for hours and hours about their friendship.

Nakaba, Why didn't you give me more content about them other than some simple jokes, a fight, and King's thoughts on Meliodas during, I don't know, maybe more than twelve or thirteen years of being a Holy Knight? But, I'll settle only with what's in the manga, only with what I could get from the anime and the movies (Because, didn't anyone ask why it was King who went to look for Meliodas and not Elizabeth? HM?)

Well, that's how great my love for them is. 🌻🗡️💕💕💕

Deja tu lo alcohólico, LA ÉPOCA QUE LE TOCÓ

the difference kills me

i think im funny