-Upon finding out about Meliodas and Elizabeth's relationship-
Demon King: ... Meliodas.
Demon King:
Demon King, pinching his nose: When I said "fuck the Goddesses", this isn't quite what I had in mind...
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Hello everyone, may the 4th be with you, I don’t know anything about Star Wars but I’m sure the boys do, so they wrote some self insert fanfic :) and perry joined them too because I haven’t done a post reveal scenario with the boys yet soooooooooo-
Bonus:
(I haven’t rewatched the special in 100 years so I have no idea how probable or improbable it could be for them to have written it, so if something doesn’t check out it’s your job to come up with the dumbest scenario that would make them write that 🫵)
Jin “Jiji” Enjoji is a funny guy, really - a very, very fun guy to be around. Ask anyone you know, and they will probably say, “Oh, yeah, that guy? Funniest guy I’ve ever met.” And then they’d probably laugh and recite some odd story of a funny face he made or a poorly timed joke that had everyone doing the ol’ knee slap and cackle. “He’s fun to be around!” Some would say. “I’m sure all the ladies love his sense of humor!” Others would call out. And they’d all surround him with smiles and pats on his back, laughing with him. But mainly laughing at him. Well, all except the one and only Ken Takakura. Or, in which Jiji is deluded that he needs people to like his funny side for people to want to be around him, and when Okarun refuses to laugh at anything Jiji says, well, let's say... he starts to freak out.
Enjouji "Jiji" Jin/Takakura "Okarun" Ken
14.7k words <3 (worked on from Dec. 3rd to the 8th)
Ghaaaa, ¿De dónde carajos empezó a gustarme el Tomco? Hasme el chingado favor
-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-
Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?
Damian: *looks up* yes
Bruce: what do you think of her...?
Dick: *tries not to laugh*
Tim: *fails not to laugh*
Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*
Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?
Tim: He's trying to set you up!
Batkids -Damian: *laughs*
Damian: *stares blankly*
Bruce: of course, you don't hav-
Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?
Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*
Steph: *chokes on her drink*
Cass: *smiles*
Batkids: WHAT?!
Bruce: ... I-....
Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!
Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!
Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?
Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon
Damian: I was.
Dick: but you just-
Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*
Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*
Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!
-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-
Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep
Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner
Jon: hehe... fuck
BABY MEL AND ZEL ARE SO CUTE OMG I WANNA SQUISH THEM
I got a perry plushy
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i just have a lot of Brainiac 5 feels and i like him best as a precious robit bby;;;
I'm glad that he was awarded the second place. So I made this video to celebrate!!
Thanks for the 1K followers! 😘💜🩵
I didn’t color it because I was lazy lol, and it was more of an excercise to practice frame by frame animation. Thank you all for yout support ;)
Unsupervised Chaos
Enjoy :)))
ENFP/Aroace/🏳️⚧️ transmasc/géminis estoy en muchas cosas, pero más en tratar de vivir Miguel Ángel (TDDK version) ☘️🍓 King y Meliodas son mi refugio más sagrado... Mis Eternal Sunflowers "Capitán, ¿Recuerda lo que me dijo cuando nos conocimos?" "Eres un rey hada maravilloso...."
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