Life In An Autism World

I call it dummysexual

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Autismo leve pra quem?

Brazilian folklore in a nutshell

A lot of them are like "I'm a nice creature, but I might kill you in unpleaseant ways if you ever think about messing with my forest"

i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!

I love this fic so much 😭

Fan art of @skaylanphear ‘s Miraculous Ladybug fic, Serendipitous Fate (chapter 5).  I loved the idea of the matching pajamas in the story XD

This ended up a lot longer than I originally intended, but once I got started I just couldn’t stop.  XD

Now it's official. This halloween me and my friend are going to dress as Earth-chan and Corona-kun

I found my self in more of those classes then I should

good night to people with daddy issues, girls under 5'2", those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount, sexy bitches, anyone who has under $20 in their bank account, unemployed bastards, people who miss going to the library, anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth, people who identified with jack from the magic tree house series as a kid, el gee bee tees, girls with no ass, anyone who had an obsession with orlando bloom as a preteen, lipgloss wearers, and people that desperately want to get railed

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

!!!!!!

this is an experiment:

trying to prove something to my friends

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PANSEXUALITY AND BISEXUALITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT, VALID SEXUALITIES

Yaaaaassss I need them interacting

I’m sorry for spamming but I just found my new brotp and can’t stop ✨

more guitar bros

this is sooo dumb I knowwwww

I love impressionism bcs that's exactly how I see with my astigmatism

The Pond at Montgeron (1876) by Claude Monet