Angrysoftsummer - The BookNook Hideout

Since I'm just here for the double-secret-identity shenanigans, I'm really into the endless potential around "trying and failing to keep track of who said what as who to whom"

Like Chat and Ladybug are patrolling around an area and Ladybug chimes in with "Oh did you know? Adrien Agreste is doing a photoshoot here next weekend - right across the street. He told me."

And Chat is like Yep sure am but mostly he's confused because. Wait. He definitely didn't tell Ladybug that. Right?

"Wait when did Adrien tell you that?"

"Oh, last Thursday I think. Adrien was walking home from school."

And wait this is even weirder now because

"Adrien was walking home with Marinette on Thursday. He told Marinette that. How do you know that?"

Ladybug stops like Wait, shit, because yeah Adrien told her that as Marinette but she's talking to Chat right now so it shouldn't matter if she keeps straight which of her selves Adrien was talking to but it turns out Chat DOES know somehow that it was Marinette and not Ladybug that Adrien was talking to last Thursday while walking home and Chat is staring at her and Ladybug is buffering trying to figure out what to say

"I was. um. hiding behind the plant when Adrien told Marinette."

"A plant?"

"Yeah there was a plant."

And Ladybug pauses for a beat.

"How do you know Adrien told Marinette that?"

A beat. Chat is buffering.

"I was hiding behind the other plant."

I call it dummysexual

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVIL BLAINE!!!!!!

Evil Blaine Tier

okay y’all know Blaine from Glee right?

well my friend and I created this category of men titled “Evil Blaine” and to qualify to be in it you have to look like Blaine but.. evil

examples:

and on the opposite side of the spectrum is Robbie Rotten

As a brazilian I'm laughing my ass off knowing you guys call cornershops "bodega". This is SO not the meaning of bodega in Brazil. I mean, it could be also a shop but at the time it's more like a slang than anything else

how does hard drive never fucking miss

Yaaaaassss I need them interacting

I’m sorry for spamming but I just found my new brotp and can’t stop ✨

more guitar bros

this is sooo dumb I knowwwww

Yes!!! I never know how to explain this without sounding like Lukanette salt

Apparently some people don't see why Lukanette wouldn't last if we forget about Marinette's superhero duties.

If you all were so smart to notice Chat Noir "flirting" and swooning over Ladybug in your attempt to prove why Adrigami wouldn't work out, why are you being blind about Marinette calling Luka "Adrien" three times in a row?

Why are you ignoring Adrien's pictures on Marinette's wall?

Why are you forgetting about her swooning over Adrien minutes before she was supposed to go on a date with Luka?

Right, the date she also completely forgot about?

And then also forgot what the fuck are they even supposed to do on a said date?

Even though Marinette has a forgetful nature, when she is truly in love she doesn't forget and I don't think even the greatest guardian duties wouldn't prevent her from being excited about a date with her loved one.

And before you say "writers are not allowing her to move on", you just confirmed yourself Adrien is also not allowed to move on.

Compatible or not, Marinette is not in love with Luka.

She likes him, but she is not in love.

That doesn't mean she should go back to her obsession towards Adrien, but it also doesn't mean she should date Luka just because things with Adrien are currently not working out.

Because that was a base of their relationship.

Lukanette was born from Luka willingly offering himself to Marinette as her second choice, saying quote: "If things between you and Adrien don't work out, I'll be here for you".

It wasn't the case of Luka "stealing" Marinette's heart and truly making her forget about Adrien with his charm, music and whatnot.

He didn't make her fall in love with him.

He was just there, waiting and offering himself as someone who Marinette could come to when all her other choices fail.

And she went to him, not because she fell for him, but because he offered himself and because she liked him as a person.

This sounds awful, but it is essentially the base of their romantic relationship.

So there is your answer as to why Lukanette wouldn't work out romantically.

It's because there wasn't any romance to begin with.

There was only a guy willing to accept a girl who's in love with someone else and a girl who took that chance because it was offered to her.

No wonder that kind of relationship failed.

♫ Little banana on the roof  ♬ All alone without his Lady~

For @lovesquarefluffweek​ Day 4 - Your Voice

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

I might be doing this as well. The references in my articles will be epic

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.