Just To SPECIFY I HATE TERFS I'm Not A Terf And Find That Disgusting So- Trans People, ALL OF THEM (genderqueer

facial expression practice

WIPs

Reader and Alastor at a restaurant together

Waiter handing out food: here's yours. And here's yours. Let me know if you need anything else

Waiter leaves*

Reader stares down at food with concern*

Alastor: what's the problem?

Reader: Nothing! I'm fine

Alastor: it does not look like it. Why are you not eating?

Reader: I'm suddenly not hungry

Alastor: Oh? So that's it then?

Reader: yeah aaaannnd maaaaybbe this isn't what I ordered- but it's no big deal I can still eat it

Alastor: excuse me waiter!

Reader: you don't have to do that...

Waiter approaches*

Alastor: this is not what they ordered

Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. What was it you ordered?

Reader: the chicken tenders

Waiter: Ok we will bring it out to you as soon as possible and you can keep that as well

Reader: ok....

Waiter leaves*

Alastor: honestly what did you think I was going to do? I'm nothing if not calm and reasonable

Waiter returns*

Waiter: I'm afraid we're out of chicken tenders

Alastor begins to stand up*

Reader: No! No! No! Alastor no!

Alastor to waiter: you're very lucky today

Waiter ready to piss his pants: I'm-I'm very sorry. The meal's on us tonight and-and feel free order something else. Anything. Free of charge

Reader: Ok, um the fish and chips then

Waiter: right away!

Waiter dashes to the kitchen*

Alastor: would it be so wrong if we had HIM for dinner?

Reader: YES! IT WOULD BE VERY WRONG!

hey guys I'm going to leave my fawn response traumatized female character with you for a bit I sure hope when I get back she hasn't been girlbossified and otherwise mischaracterized to fulfill your own catharsis and ideas on how a victim should act and feel

I LITERALLY said there no libraries nor money for reading PLUS I literally feel headache from reading longer stuff and the older person immediately with an advice that JUST solves 1 out of the bigger issues in there and making me feel like I just don't want to.

I can't even read much fanfics I enjoy..

the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like

“just wait until youre my age”

“you young people are so soft now”

“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”

but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Carmilla is the host of the board of Pentagram City Overlords

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

Mental illness doesn't excuse someone being an asshole. But assholes STILL deserve mental help. It doesn't matter how much you hate them or how unlikable they are. They are still a person.

"Something better than femboys? WOMEN!!"

(I don't think nor would seriously say this but a lot of you always say that on the opposite way..you realize how shitty it sounds when it's about people you actually give a fuck about?)

I want women to collectively start gaslighting men, in the way they gaslight us. If you see Reddit posts / IG posts say things like this.

I want women to undermine any men’s issues with saying:

“Ahhh it’s not that deep”

“Chill, you’re being emotional”

“You should focus on being a dad, none of your passions will matter”

“Are you sure your fit to do this job?”

“I mean will your education even matter, your degree doesn’t have much value lol”

“Ahh Men☕️”

“I can’t take you seriously”

“You sure”

“I think you’re being dramatic”

“You’re being irrational”

“Men live life on easy mode” (which they do)

“Are you sure, you didn’t imagine it?”

“Nahh we don’t care about your passions and hobbies, how much money do you make?”

“I want a traditional husband that pays for everything but who also does all the domestic labour”

“Have you gained weight?”

“I’m a visual creature so i need a really handsome man”

“Why am I not allowed to have preferences”

“Are you sure it’s not your fault”

“I need to hear her side of the story”

“#notallwomen”

“I mean if men don’t go to war what’s the point of them? Lol”

“You should give her a chance”

“You’re standards are too high”

“Are you sure you didn’t imagine it?”

“I think you’re being hysterical”

“Ahh he’s a 4” (Rating a man on his posts)

“He’s mid”

“Not that funny” - to a male comedian

“Who told him he was funny?”

“Learn to take a joke”

“why should someone have you if they could have someone younger?”

“Why would she go for you, if she could have someone with more money lol”

“You should focus on raising children”

"hun dont be insecure about that, theres way more things you should be insecure about, that receeding hairline for example"

“You’re gonna die alone”

Even if a Man is right about ANYTHING still proceed to gaslight him. IDGAF. Lmao. They have been doing this to women for most of history. Gaslight him, make him feel unworthy and shitty. I genuinely don’t give a shit.

Let me know what more I should add to the list, in the comments.

Made a little something on slur reclamation.