Imagine: Peter trying to convince your father Tony to let him date you…..
“No! You cannot date my daughter, she is off limits and she is mine! I strictly told her to not date any superheroes including Captain Rogers, it’s too dangerous” Tony argued with Peter in his small Queens apartment
“But Mr.Stark, I love her. I never felt this way before” Peter fired back
Tony got up from the single bed and moved towards the door
“Sorry kid, there is no way i letting you get to my little girl”
Tony placed his hand on the door handle readying to open it, until Peter aimed and shot a web, sticking Tony’ hand in place
“Sorry Mr.Stark I can’t let that happen. I can’t stay away from her. Just give me a chance, I swear I’ll protect her, I promise” Peter begged
Tony looked at the boy who starred back at him with big brown puppy dog eyes and sighed.
“Okay kid, one chance and thats it. You hurt her in anyway, shape or form, I’ll kick your ass with my iron boot, you got that?”
Peter smiled from ear to ear
“Yes Mr.Stark. Thank you, I won’t let you down.”
Tony was still stuck to the door knob and sighed in annoyance
“Get me out of this”
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When your jokes are full of self-hate and someone asks if you’re okay
interviewer: so guys can i get you to name a song from your new album and say which group member it reminds you of?
hobi: serendipity really reminds me of yoongi
hobi: *starts singing* you are my penicillin
yoongi: well…um…dimples makes me think of hobi
yoongi: *starts singing tone deaf af* those dimples are illegal, illleeeeeeegaaalll!
jin: *shouting* no i thought that dimples suited namjoon better!
jin: *winks at namjoon*
namjoon: *blushes*
interviewer: *internally screams* WTF!!
Anthem of the day Apple Pen by Kookie
LOL *dying*
Roy:I can't find the lieutenant anywhere...
Roy:*grabs a megaphone* ROY MUSTANG IS DATING ANOTHER WOMAN!
Riza:*slams the door behind him with a gun in hand* WHAT WAS THAT?!
Roy: found her
Luke//lips//roses
Real smooth man
Incorrect BTS 5/?
(i promise next one won’t be yoonseok or namjin)
When my mom makes me go to a family dinner
first love ♡
Mom: Why don’t your friends ever come over?
Me:
Also because I have no friends.