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[MF] Blast from the past, cumslut opens her mouth to me Part 2

This is part two of a wild Saturday I had with a legit cumslut nympho. Part One can be found here

So after Sarah released my cock from her mouth and asked me if I liked that I’ll be honest and say it got a little awkward…. I knew what just happened was bad, and to top it off I am not Mr. Porn Star Sex-Stud. I have a “solid” cock as Sarah would say, not massive but not small, and my sex drive is normal. The only thing I have going for me, if anything, is the size of my cumshots. I usually have big cum loads that are thick/gooey/white and not watery/runny/clear. Some girls have found it a little too much/gross, and some have loved that about me (Sarah).

The moment afterwards was awkward mostly because I was at a loss for words. I have never witnessed a girl behave like that to me, her almost drunk like stare/gaze was a little unnerving. Her determination and aggression threw me off a bit as well. I lost all game haha. It’s one thing to sext dirty and aggressive messages, it’s a whole other ballgame acting that way in person!

Anyways I told her “Yeah, I did like that”, pulled my sweats back up, and then laid my head back on the couch again and shut my eyes. I told her I needed to recover a bit so I turned on the TV for her. I honestly had no clue what the fuck to do, I didn’t really feel like chatting and didnt have a lot to say. She said cool, got on the couch and then put on a game of thrones episode, the base/beat of the intro song snapped me awake and at attention. I love GoT, that snapped me right out of it. We watched the episode together and chatted about the story of the series so far and generally it broke the awkwardness. She was still off-and-on rubbing herself during the episode (she said she likes masturbating with the taste of cum in her mouth), which was hot but obviously a little distracting.

Then came a nude scene involving the red priestess, who btw has a FANTASTIC body. That got me going, I rubbed my cock a little through my sweats and Sarah continued to masturbate. She noticed what I was doing, smiled, and offered to take her top off once the scene switches on GoT. Before I could even respond she said “Fuck it” and pulled her shirt over her head releasing her nice smooth perky C cup breasts. She turned to face me on the couch, one hand rubbing/squeezing her nipples and the other rubbing her clit. With how she was doing this it pushed her tits together and made a sort of natural push-up bra (if that makes sense), her tits looked HUGE. Fuck she knows what she’s doing.

By the time she started doing this I was already semi-hard and with a hand down my pants jerking my cock. She told me to get a little more comfortable, so I threw my legs on the couch and now I was basically laying down on my back along the length of the couch with Sarah at the other end topless in-between my knees facing me. I was getting really hard jacking off watching Sarah touch herself. She noticed a new precum wet spot forming on my pants.

Sarah: “I think it’s time for you to pull down your sweats again sweetie”

Me (after short stare thinking about it): “alright help me then”

Sarah then leaned forward, put a hand on each of my thighs and slid forward to grab my waist band with both hands. She was face to face with my cock again, she then kissed my stomach and pulled my sweats completely off, stealing a lick and suck on one of my balls as she made her way to my ankles.

I snapped forward and let her know that we can’t touch each other (real bullshit at this point to be honest, but it was my last stand). She grinned and said sorry. She then sat knelt there, in-between my legs, and watched me jerk off at full mast as she continued to touch her self and rub her tits together, biting her lip every once in awhile. Precum began to ooze out again, but this time she dove down without asking and quickly licked it off the top of my cock. Inside I fucking loved that, but on the outside I gave her an eye-brow raise and look. She half ass apologized.

This continued on for a little under ten minutes I would say. She stole a few more precum licks, one of which caused a saliva stream that connected the end of her tongue to the tip of my cock. She pulled up a little, noticed it, then plunged down and sucked it up before reaching the tip of my cock and kissing it. HOT. I stopped protesting after that. Every time I closed my eyes and imagined getting head, or fucking, she would lean down and lick and suck on my balls. Now that I stopped resisting, she got more bold and would continually lick and suck on my balls as I jerked off. She started moaning louder and I could see her cheeks getting flushed again. She still had a hand rubbing her clit, but the other was now on my stomach helping her balance on her knees when she was leaning over so low to lick my balls. She the started to lick my shaft in unison with my jerking, below my hand. Up and down she licked following my hands. She giggled and smiled when she tasted my precum that had slide down my shaft under my hand. That felt incredible and I was getting close.

Me: “I’m getting close Sarah”

Sarah (mouth open tongue out still licking up and down my shaft):. “Awww oh yeah? Awww”

Me (jerking a lot faster now): “Yeah… Yeah.. YEAH, I’m fucking cumming Sarah”

Sarah (still with her mouth open and tongue on my shaft, my first cum shot straight up and then fell down immediately on her cheek with a plop sound): “aww-OH-GAWD-YES-awww”

Sarah then sprang up, almost face to face with my cock, and aggressively rubbed her clit and bit her lip as she had a small orgasm, she then breathed heavily and panted a bit and smiled. I was staring right at her as I continued to cum, a few shots straight up and back down onto my cock, hands, body and a little on my thighs. Sarah recovered a little bit and then leaned forward and licked the cum off my thighs, then licked the cum off my body/base of my cock and balls, and then leaned up and opened her mouth to show me. She had sucked up a nice load and pooled it in her mouth. She smiled and then gulped it down. She then used a finger and scooped the cum off her cheek and into her mouth, and then she put a hand on my arm to stop me from jerking me cock further. She leaned forward again and licked all slides of my cock that had cum on them. My hand was still on my cock, just at the base, she grabbed my wrist and had my slowly jerk and squeeze me shaft all the way to the top of my cock. Cum oozed out into the rest of the cum that was around my head and top of my fingers. She leaned down and sucked all the cum into her mouth. She pulled my hand away, grabbed the base of my cock, and slowly engulfed my head again and sucked slowly and tightly. She thoroughly cleaned me up, and gave me a quick deepthroat for good measure. She then grabbed my hand and licked and sucked the cum off. She again opened her mouth and presented me the load she just collected. She swirled her tongue around the cum and masturbated.

She left her mouth open, tongue slightly out, cum filled, while she aggressively masturbated. About a minute or so later she had another orgasm rubbing her clit frantically. She then gulped down the cum and smiled. She leaned down and gave my now soft cock a kiss, then smiled and thanked me. “Thank you daddy”.

After that we chatted for a bit. Less awkward than the first time. I asked her straight up “Wow, you really like cum don’t you?”.

Sarah: “I fucking love it, I can’t help it, I just need it all the time. Sometimes I have trouble orgasming if I don’t have it on my skin, or in my mouth. One time during a dry spell I would try and eat salty things, just to have something similar in my mouth while I masturbated. I love it”

She went on to compliment me, which was a nice ego booster: “You cum alot, I like that, and it tastes really good. I love getting your big loads, I love having my mouth filled and having enough to play with”.

We hadn’t put our clothes back on yet and her giving me all these compliments was turning me on. GoT had auto played the next few episodes, so we went back and forth from talking openly about sexual things, talking about the past (that car ride) and watching cool shit happen on GoT. She then broke the ‘friendly’ mood with “So have you decided to let me suck you off for real yet? Or are you just going to keep teasing and feeding me all day? I’m cool either way…”

Annnnd that’s it for Part 2. This girl was unnervingly cum hungry that day. I had a healthy fear and lust for her, and guilt. More parts later when I have time!

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Cultural Anatomy: Water Tribe Undergarments

Both Sokka and Katara wear Japanese-style loincloth underwear known as fundoshi (褌):

Katara also gets cloth wraps, sarashi (晒), for her top and to cover her thighs:

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Amazing maps created by /u/OrionTheTitan on /r/CruciblePlaybook. They include spawns, call outs, and flags for Control.

EDIT: Some things are wrong with the maps, namely overtime locations for Trials.

Frontier: Overtime and B are the same.

Burning Shrine: B is on the other side of the pillar, closer to the outside.

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

Guess who just lost power....😑❄️❄️

The Saints of Violence and Innuendos by Shinedown

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Ukraine, 26th Feb, 2022

A friend of mine told me yesterday that he didn’t realise how much Ukraine meant to him until now. I posted yesterday about the time we spent there, and we’re all getting super pre-occupied about the invasion. As I said in that post, I can’t get our waitress out of my head. I can sort of remember what she looked like now. She had an undercut. I think maybe her hair might have been blue? But - I will never know if she lives through this, and it’s driving me very slightly mad.

So naturally, my husband spent all day yesterday obsessively researching everything he could about it with the help of his journalist friends, as a way to help me process it.

This post is me putting it all in order, as a way to try and process my own emotional response as much as anything else (I freely admit there is an element of self-indulgence here). Please don’t take me as the spokesperson for Ukraine right now, nor as a solid reliable news source. But, I haven’t seen this stuff except in bits and pieces on Tumblr, so here we go.

(This is also not about why the invasion has happened. This post is solely about what has happened, and how the invasion is going.)

So, Putin and the rest of the world believed that this invasion would take 1-4 days. The plan was to push through fast, take Kyiv, and force Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian President, to surrender. Given Russia’s military might, it really looked likely.

Here is the conclusion of all that’s happened so far:

Ukraine is absolutely nailing this??? Actually???

They managed to defend every single city overnight, including Kyiv. They started rolling out and using these WW2-style anti-tank thingies that look a bit like angry gabbions, look, here’s a picture of one being delivered:

A bunch of spare iron girders turned into a hefty octopus of Russian misery, basically.

But it’s not just tanks they’re taking down, oh no. Ukraine successfully shot down a transport plane 20km from Kyiv. That is, I shit you not, the single biggest hit to the Russian military since the Second Chechen War. Volunteers from Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Estonia, Azerbaijan and Israel are all entering Ukraine to help fight and bolster the anti-Russian forces, which is probably illustrative of how Eurovision voting is going to run for the next decade. Most countries have banned Russian planes from their air space. To help stop the Russian advance, Ukraine has made and installed new road signs, like this one:

I can only say a handful of sentences in Ukrainian, Tumblrs, but as I understand it, from top to bottom, it says:

“Fuck off”

“Fuck off again”

“Fuck off Russia”

Meanwhile, it turns out the Russian military might we feared is… possibly not quite as advertised?

They’re underfunded and badly trained. Ukraine captured 200 soldiers in one go, and most of them were confused 19 year olds with no training. The equipment is shite. The tanks keep running out of fuel. Russian soldiers keep abandoning their tanks and handing them over to the Ukrainian army. Putin’s plan was to take Kyiv fast and move on, and he didn’t have a plan B - hence these kids, playing soldier. Here is an image of a Russian tank receiving roadside assistance from Russia’s finest, an old Lada.  

No one expected Zelenskyy to survive the night; but he did. America offered him asylum in the White House.

But he said no. 

Zelenskyy remains in Kyiv, with his people.

And Putin, in his desperation to be adored, has turned Zelenskyy into a global icon and hero.

Here is something you may not know about Volodymyr Zelenskyy - he used to be a standup comedian. Was he any good? No idea - but what he IS good at is producing funny short videos he can put on Twitter and that, which are absolutely fantastic for Ukrainian morale. And morale is vital in an invasion like this, and Ukraine are smashing it out of the park there.

They are utilising the internet to its fullest extent. In addition to Zelenskyy’s videos, they’ve made sure that the final words of the Ukrainian defenders of Snake Island are known and now echoed around the world: “Russian warship, go fuck yourselves.” A video has gone viral of Ukrainians mocking a group of Russian soldiers whose tank had broken down and who didn’t know the way to Kyiv anyway, presumably because of all the new road signs. They have created a website that lists every single Russian death they can identify, partly so Russian mothers can have closure (thus also painting themselves as the defenders of decency and humanity), and partly for the enormous morale boost of the world knowing, categorically, that they’ve already killed 3700 Russian soldiers (over 100 of which were from that transport plane.)  Not one word has leaked of Ukrainian casualties. I’m sure they’re devastating, but for morale purposes, they’re being kept quiet until the dust settles. Ukrainians have started setting up fake Tindr profiles to catfish Russian soldiers for intel, and they’re all 19 and lost, so it’s working. Plus, they’re using Grindr to actually track where the soldiers are, because it turns out Putin was not entirely correct about there being no gays in Russia.

So, Russia wants to cut their internet access. Can the Ukrainian Minister for Digital Transformation, Mykhailo Fedorov, shame a billionaire into providing aid?

This is crucial, remember. Atrocities happen best in the dark, and the world is watching - because of the internet. Morale is vital to maintain. Can they convince Elon Musk to help?

Yep.

Ukraine now has the fastest internet service in the world. The fastest, most stable internet service in human history, in fact. Russia cannot now disable it. The world watches.

Which is just as well, because then Anonymous decided to get involved, and have leaked the website database of the Russian Ministry of Defence. Lol. Also this happens:

And then the Russian propaganda channels started broadcasting the truth of what is happening in Ukraine. Double lol.

So what is the political response?

Well, in addition to closing airspace to Russian planes, loads of countries are sending weapons to Ukraine. Those that can’t are offering asylum. They’re also offering asylum to any Russian soldiers who surrender or defect, which is startlingly good tactics, and there are rumours of around 5000 Russian soldiers who have done just that. Germany, of course, has long had a block on lethal weapons transfer; but Germany recognise this shit for what it is. They’ve lifted the block, thus allowing the Netherlands to send weapons. Efforts are now underway to fast-track Ukraine into the EU. I presume they will consider the lack of pint glasses with crowns on to be a worthwhile price to pay.

So what about Russia’s supporters?

Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenka helped Russia with this invasion. Now, this has happened:

Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya was actually elected president, but some wild nonsense kept her out of power. She’s now running a government in exile. I have literally no idea what this means or will mean! But my god. She has a spine of steel, and this is not a good time to be happening for Putin. 

And it’s really, really not, because then intel on a meeting of Putin and assembled Oligarchs LEAKS (hello Anonymous, probably). The highlights:

This war is costing Russia $15bn a day

He expected it to take ONE TO FOUR DAYS TO WIN

It’s been two days and he is losing very badly, currently

They will run out of rockets by day 4, maybe sooner

After that they will be down to rifles and ammo

It will take 3-4 months to make more significant weapons, except they need raw materials, and the countries that can provide them… have cut supply lines

If the war lasts 10 days, Russia will have completely run out of money and weapons

It’s only day 2, and Russian soldiers are knocking the doors of random Ukrainian homes begging for food and water because they’ve already run out

So, out of desperation, Putin turns to his greatest, closest and most trusted ally for help: Kazakhstan. 

And Kazakhstan

SAYS NO

And then Ukraine shoots down a second Russian plane.

Anyway, I’m going to finish off with a final point. Morale is vital in this situation, so here is the message from the Ukrainian government at the minute, to everyone watching around the world:

Be VERY SUSPICIOUS of any negative news about Ukraine. Russia uses misinformation and propaganda. They will want to damage Ukrainian morale.

Use your social media to spread news of Ukrainian victories. 

Don’t give oxygen to negative stories. Especially since they might not be true.

That’s genuinely something we can do to help. Every victory of Ukraine, blast it far and wide. So on that note, I’ll leave you with this:

Congrats to Natalia Antonova’s cousin’s son.

Aang: I am no longer advising others to forgive their enemies. Instead, I will lead with a hard example.

Three Years Later

Ty Lee: HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE US?!

Azula: What are you talking about? Mai, what's going on?

Mai: Oh, nothing much. I needed to fill out a form so I went to the archives, found out you've been married to The Avatar for three years, had a fruit tart. The usual.

Azula: Then why did you two barge in here?

Ty Lee: Excuse me? We didn't even know you liked Aang that way!

Azula: I don't hate him.

Mai: But you said you're only civil to him now because you're "required to be."

Azula: Is marriage not a requirement?

Ty Lee: Hello? Divorce?

Mai: An explanation?

Azula, shrugging: We forgave each other.

Mai & Ty Lee: Through marriage?

Azula: He had a very compelling argument.

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