The Empath In The Room: *screaming And Crying And Throwing Up* Please…. Someone Make It Stop

EDDIE AND THIGHS

Okay, Eddie is totally a thigh guy.

He for sure is always touching your thighs no matter what.

when you guys are in his van, at the trailer, in school, during D&D, at the moviesssss.

He for sure loves thrillers and horror movies and always wants you to be there and experience them with him so when you are finally at the movies, his reactions always result in tight grabs on your thigh and ruffles of your skirt when he jumps from a jump scare.

Honestly, the idea of him fixing your skirt back down to be respectful to you when it rides up from his reactions is just SO GOD DAMN HOTTTT.

He also totally is always tapping beats on your thigh ANYWHERE. Because this man definitely always has a soundtrack playing in his head.

Like, imagine sitting at lunch when you're talking to Dustin about the upcoming campaign with the light taps from Eddie on your thighs, his head slightly bopping, his hair wiggling. OMG SO CUTE

When you guys cuddle he ALWAYS insists on having your legs wrapped around his waist so he can touch your thighssss

okay, that's enough of that....

let me know if you guys want a fanfic on this :)

+ bonus Izzy

Eddie with straight hair??

I’d like to imagine he went to a barber or something after years of cutting and doing his own hair and they ended up straightening it.

Dustin hiding behind Mike as he silently judges this new style choice while mike is just like “brother?” Bc yk, bowl cut lookin ass-

Might end up redoing this so

joseph quinn the moment he decided that eddie munson should wear a lot of rings:

cliche romantic things that i absolutely love

staring at someone and turning away as soon as they meet your eyes

the taller one helping the smaller one to pick a book on the top shelf of the library

sharing an umbrella

dancing together in rain

drawing/writing something in the other’s palm

all the ‘good morning’s and ‘how are you today’s and ‘good night’s

“this reminded me of you”

holding hands

whispering in someone’s ears

suddenly all the diary entries and love songs starting to be about them

knowing someone’s flaws inside out, seeing their worst side and yet falling in love with them aka enemies-to-lovers

cafe dates in autumn

morning hikes in spring

going together in beach in summer

and building snowman in winter

reading books in your lover’s lap with them running a hand in your hair

the things that once seemed annoying starting to become lovely

when, from ‘weird’ things become ‘quirky’ until they start to be ‘unique’ and ‘charming’

going on picnic dates

laughing together after a joke

making a flower crown

cooking or baking together

hugging them from behind

could you write something with morpheus and his wife?? something like an argument where he has to apologise to her like he had to to lucienne??? i saw you prefer hcs so that would be great! ty xo

ofc!! i went with a wife who's been with him since pre-canon if that's okay!

dream of the endless x fem!reader

dream doesn't enjoy fighting with you, it's not something he takes pleasure in like some of his other siblings do

that being said it does happen sometimes; all married couples fight, you two are no exception

a millennia of being together means you tend to know what the other’s opinion of something is going to be before it’s even been discussed so arguments really don’t happen that often

a century imprisoned in a basement has changed your husband though

he’s different when he returns to you, returns to the dreaming, and it no longer feels like the two of you are on exactly the same page anymore

you've seen him lose his temper at lucienne since he got back which never would've happened prior to his imprisonment and it does worry you that he's not telling you something, that his time away from the dreaming has affected him more than he'd care to admit to anyone

trying to approach the subject doesn't work, he shuts down every attempt you make to coax him into opening up to you

you can see it’s frustrating him asking him but you’re really just trying to help him, he’s never been the most open man but it feels like he’s shutting you out intentionally now and that hurts

it all comes to a head when you try and ask about jessamy for the first time in a while and he just snaps at you

you take his anger in silence, and when he looks like his anger is spent, you just leave the room. he doesn't see you again for the rest of the day

"i was wondering where you were." you look up to see your husband standing near the door leading into the library. to your slight satisfaction, he looks uncertain as to whether his presence is wanted here or not.

"i've been here all day. ask lucienne." you had been in the library all day, but you've been using your ability to manipulate the castle to keep your location within the building shifting. it's not been something you've done particularly often but it's come in use today at least.

"she declined to disclose your location to me."

"would you class that as treason?" he smiles at that and it almost feels like the old days. almost.

"for her, i'd make an exception." the two of you fall back into silence. it's strange to see dream, who's usually so sure of himself, looking dare you say nervous.

"you can sit. if you want." a chair appears in front of you, and soon you're facing your husband. he looks more relaxed now he's been invited to share space with you after avoiding him for so long.

"it was wrong of me to lose my temper with you. i know you're just trying to help my love."

"i'm your wife morpheus, you need to trust me."

"i do, and i will tell you what happened. but only when i am ready to do so."

"just let me in sometimes. that's all i ask dream."

HERE HERE HERE OKAY IMAGINE TRYING TO WAKE EDDIE UP FOR SCHOOL AND HE'S JUST LIKE "no." SO YOU GIVE UP AND JUST SPEND THE DAY IN BED WITH HIM 🥰🥰

AGGAGAG I LOVE HIM (this is so bad i’m sorry ILY)

“Eddddds,” you chide, smoothing your hand over his frizzy hair. He’s completely sprawled on the bed, hair surrounding him like a dark halo and he’s snoring. Really snoring. He murmurs something unintelligibly before rolling over and promptly falling back asleep. “Eddie Munson! Get up!”

“No.”

You half scoff, stifling a laugh that threatens to bubble over your pouting lips. Putting on your best stern face, you stride over to the other side of the bed, crouching to his level.

“We have to go, Eddie. We’re going to be late!” you whine, stomping your feet petulantly.

“Jus’ c’mere, you brat.” He reaches for you, gazing sleepily under half-lids. He’s an angelic sight, chocolate brown eyes full of love - even if you are irritating him to no end. You entertain him, kicking your shoes off and climbing into the bed with him. His fingers fumble with your shirt, clumsily undoing the buttons before he discards it into the mountain of clothes already inhabiting his bedroom floor. As soon as he’s content with your lack of clothes, he pushes you into the pillows, head nuzzling into your neck.

“Eds!”

“Just spend the day with me, sweetheart. ‘m too tired for school today.”

“We gotta go, Eddie.”

“Nah, not today. ‘sides, you wouldn’t have let me take your clothes off if you really wanted to go.” You huff, pulling the blankets over yourself and kissing his cheek. He kisses your knuckles in return, lips gentle against your protruding bones.

“You’re lucky I love you.”

“Yeah, yeah. Go to sleep, princess.”

You settle yourself under his arm, eyes already heavy. His fingers - usually adorned with rings but now bare - caress the top of your head, massaging soothing circles into your scalp. His tattoos are a stark contrast to his porcelain skin and you smooth your hands over them, kissing his chest.

“I love you.”

“I love you more,” he mumbles, barely coherent. “Pretty, pretty girl.”

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summary: you admire Eddie's face as you lay on his chest

pairing(s): eddie munson x fem!reader

warnings: making out(?), mostly just fluff

notes: hey guys! It's been so long omg. I'm kinda jumping from fandom to fandom, but I still really want to write again and I miss my moots on here 😭

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A quiet sigh left your lips as your half open eyes peered at the tv. Your head laid on Eddie's chest, your arms practically asleep as they were underneath his back on the couch. Eddie was passed out with his arms securely around your body, holding you as close to him as he possibly could. Sounds of small snores filled the room, almost blocked out by the sound of the loud tv that had been replaying The Shining. A smile curled up on your lips as you could hear his heartbeat from lying your ear close to his chest.

A small grunt escapes your lips as you slowly shift your head up to get a better look at his face. He contorts slightly, eyes still closed, and moves his arms up your body to keep you close as you moved. You chuckled quietly as you looked down at his sleeping face. Your eyes moved up and down as you carefully examined his facial features, from his thick eyebrows down to his plump pink lips. You reached up your hand and softly traced down his jawline and up to lay your palm on the side of his face and caress his cheek with your thumb. After a couple moments of you staring in compete admiration, you heard him grunt softly and slowly begin to open his eyes. He breathed in deeply and a large smile spread across his lips as he noticed your face looking down on him. "Whatcha' doing there, princess?" He asked, his voice a bit husky from just waking up. "Just-" You brought your hand up to lay in his hair. "Just admiring you." You spoke softly and leaned down to press a kiss to his lips. "Admiring?" He asked, a stupid smile beaming on his face. You chuckled as you laid your head down on his chest for a moment before sitting up and having both your legs on either side of his torso. "Yeah, you're just so pretty." You said as you cupped his face and pressed another kiss onto his lips. "So handsome." You pulled away for a moment just to kiss him once again. Eddie felt like he was going to melt from your words and now your lips on his. His hands moved up to wrap around your back and pull you down so that your chest is touching his, your lips still intertwined.

He held onto you tightly as he turned over so that he was now over you and you had your head lying against the arm of the couch. He pulled away from your lips for a moment as he looked down at you. "I could say the same thing about you sweetheart." He smiled and kept his hands securely at the sides of your waist, slightly under your shirt. You felt the cold metal of his rings at your sides causing a shiver to run up your spine. "You're stunning, baby." He whispers as he leans down and locks your lips in a deep kiss. You smile against his lips and pull him closer. He pulls back for a moment before laying his head down into the crook of your neck, leaving a few last kisses on your neck. "You're everything to me, baby." He hums into your neck and you pull your hand up and hold the back of his head. "I love you, Eddie." You whisper before pressing a soft kiss to his shoulder. "I love you too, sweetheart." He responded, you could feel his smile on your neck. You rubbed circles into his back as you both fell asleep again slowly after.

Cthulhu vs Godzilla

Pairing: Adrian Chase x gn!reader

Warning: none, kinda crack fanfic

Summary: You and Adrian always argued about the weirdest topics.

Author's note: i had this fanfic all ready and then my stupid ass deleted the whole thing. so i am rewriting as a bunch of headcanons. credits to my husband over the King Kong falling in love with Godzilla.

You had promised Emilia you wouldn't let your boyfriend Adrian's crazy ideas influence you when you two started dating

And after almost a year, Emilia just saw improvements. Before-you-Adrian would only appear with Peacemaker (always late or not appear). After-you-Adrian always showed up in time especially after you two moved together

You two seemed happy and for more Emilia tried to hide, she was happy for you. There was on problem: every time you two discussed or argued, it was about the most unusual topics

One morning, when Emilia and Clemson arrive at the base and see you, Adrian and Chris into a deep discussion in Murn's office. Eagly is walking around and seems irritated

Despite the efforts from Emilia and Clemson, they are ignored and you three continue into the discussion. Adrian seems fascinated and scared looking back and forth between you and Chris

When Adrian gets up, imitating what seemed an loud T-Rex, Clemson gets annoyed and followed close by Eagly and Emilia, bursts into the room.

"...that's why Godzilla would win against Megalodon" Adrian says, looking at you. Chris and him high five while you shake your head.

"I call it bullshit."

"So instead of worrying about the pseudo necromancer we are going to fight later, you all decide to discuss Godzilla and Megalodon?"

Murn seems done while you three try to explain this all started when you claimed sharks were the strongest animals on earth. The topic went to shark vs grizzly bears and passed on honey badgers vs Tasmanian devils. You chose Tasmanian devils and sharks while Adrian and Chris chose the other two and the arguing just got worse from there. Clemson looks at Emilia for help but she looks as done as he is.

"So what do you think Murn, sharks or grizzly bears? Just to let you know, grizzlies have an unlimited tank of oxygen and are allies with orcas."

"That is called cheating, Adrian."

Clemson doesn't seem surprised by Adrian's question or your reply, he is more disgusted. Clemson looks at you and when he notices your serious face waiting for his answer, he points at the door tired

"Get the hell out of my office. All of you."

During the whole day, you continue to discuss with Adrian. Peacemaker eventually gives up on participating in the conversation, complaining that Adrian would always eventually agree with you. The chosen targets now were Cthulhu vs Godzilla and Clemson was giving you dead eyes during the whole exchange.

"I am sorry Adrian, but if you can't see Cthulhu would destroy Godzilla we can't date anymore."

"Babe, we don't know if they could be friends in the bottom of the sea. Godzilla could befriend him and they could fall in love, marry and have babies? Then after ten years together when Cthulhu is sleeping at their marital bed, Godzilla strikes, bye bye Cthulhu."

"What about the kids? Besides what would Cthulhu possibly see on Godzilla? "

"I don't know. Cthulhu is all lonely at the bottom of the sea for I don't know how many years, a cute pre-historic dinosaur appears, flirting. Who wouldn't?"

"Cthulhu is the representation of fear and panic. He doesn't need love. Also, hold on, you find Godzilla cute?"

"Yes. You don't?"

"No."

"Well, we all know King Kong fell in love with Godzilla as well. Oh look, maybe King Kong would join forces with Godzilla to defeat Chtulhu?"

"Can't you two focus on the darn briefing?"

Later after the mission, Emilia watches as you and Adrian walk together to his car. Adrian was helping you to enter the car since you hurt your arm during the mission, bitten by one of the "zombies." It was hard to explain to Vigilante you weren't gonna turn into an actual zombie, there was no need for an intense search for a cure that didn't exist, and those people were just hypnotized to think they were actual "zombies."

Her eyes met with Peacemaker's and she decides to tease him

"Do you miss him? Your number one fan being your constant shadow?

"You kidding right? I am just waiting for the invitation on that threesome. But I am happy for them because Adrian is out of my ass. Also," he leaned over towards her, whispering "they look cute together, don't they?"

"Yeah. Yeah, they do."