annarchyart
welcome to the zone of annarchy; nothing you will see will make sense; enjoy your stay;
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twitter finally recommending me good stuff
“Drag race” “presidential race”… cant we all just be the Human Race
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
To Whom It May Concern
It has come to my attention that some of you have been enjoying media that the OAF (Organization Against Fun) has deemed Problematic™.
This is unacceptable.
The frankly appalling behavior in question is exemplified by, but not limited to, engaging with themes not suitable for five year olds, speaking about or writing complex characters without constantly emphasizing how evil they are, and creating fanworks that do not appeal to me personally without asking for my permission or begging for my forgiveness.
Since you people do not possess my superior intellect, you have thus misinterpreted the phrase "thinking critically" to mean "analyzing and interpreting a work" instead of the correct definition "nitpicking perceived flaws". Fear not, you will be re-educated.
Aditionally, certain individuals, who shall remain unnamed, have displayed shocking amounts of empathy towards morally grey characters, or worse, developed a fondness for villainous characters who were written to be charming and dramatic. When confronted with my lecture about how villains are evil, these individuals responded with "and that's very sexy of them."
The OAF cannot let this stand.
Instead of shipping Woke™ ships with a far less interesting dynamic, there have been various attempts to normalize, romanticize, fetishize, realize and caramelize illegal ships, which should be punishable by death as it is tantamount to a war crime.
Sadly, the AO3 (Archive of Our Own) responded to my reasonable demands for censorship by telling me to "fuck off or learn to use the tagging system for its intended purpose."
I must ask all who are currently having fun in their fandoms to cease and desist.
Won't somebody think of the children.
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.
Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.
Some concepts of my lil’ Iterum species. Just walking skeletons really, but they’re fun to play around with.
Megfulladok
There’s a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I’m just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.
Today’s example is: Phylactery
In d&d:
In real life
That’s right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.
Why do you like sharks?
Coffee! You can sleep when you’re dead!
Red Man of the Wastes
Red, lives in a liminal space/world with other weird and strange coworkers with teeth and eyes for heads and abnormally tall bosses.
Just your usual anxiety riddled mid 30s fella who has to go to work and keep the creepy crawlies away on his nightshifts. Likes to drink soda, eat pizza, keep his mask on around other people, and using a crowbar to smash in creepy crawlies’s brains.
Uses leg braces and crutches to get around the office, has a wheelchair back at his apartment where he feels less anxious using. Likes playing solitaire for hours on his Windows 95 on the weekends.
Very touch sensitive, so hugs or holding hands freaks him out. Being stared at will also make him irritated and nervous. Can’t do eye contact, it’s too overwhelming for him.
Fairly silly and quiet, likes to make self deprecating jokes, and will throw out a few swears here and there.
Parent of the year everybody
An oufit design for my sona 💖
A commission 😌☕️
A prize for samaraaarts on insta 👀
My version of Girl With a Pearl Earing 👁💋👁
Character design based off of a beautiful flower o3o
Cam is rapidly approaching
Nuri smoking 👁🔥
My robot oc Marinette 👁
My OC, Pory 💞
She’s a mechanic and in this picture she’s looking for parts in a garbage dump.
Hehe morning cuddles 😌
Adonis and his husband Viorel 💞
Adonis :D
His head is a ~snowglobe~
Cam discovering he can heal plants 👀
Cam and his mom 💖 On Christmas 💖
Cam and his mom trick’o’treating 🤧💖