Oh God- Not You Too- This Is A Really Really Bad Thing... CJ, You Gotta Get Out Of There! RJ Was In A

*the sirens are muffled, the world is muted, a fog that settles over everything like an illusionary blanket. RJ stares into an allyway, opening up and gaping like an infinite serpent's mouth. Does he stay here?*

*...It seems strange. What even happened? He'd been on a bit of an untitled wild goose chase, and had ended up in the city to buy supplies for.. a cat? He'd been heading home when... Something... Now he felt weird, like a dream, like he was both very alone and being watched. Something with reflective eyes peaked out from behind a trashcan lid, and he starts spying more collections of eyes watching him from every dark corner, not all were coming in pairs of two.*

*Oddly enough, the allyway lacked the weird peering eyes that the area behind him was rapidly filling with. Not sure what he's supposed to be doing, he moves forward a little towards the dark maw, not quite catching on to the fact that he can't feel the few footsteps he took.*

*They continued chanting and everything seemed to smile.*

°His glare intensifies. Alright you bundle of half off kindling, I don't know what your issue is, but you are keeping me from my brother. So, either you put me down, and we both walk out of here, or I get to go anime protagonist on your ***. Your call, haybale.°

*Purple wisps appear and wrap around Jim. They tighten around him.* 🅓🅞🅔🅢 🅝🅞 🅞🅝🅔 🅣🅡🅨 🅣🅞 🅡🅤🅝? 🅒🅞🅜🅔 🅞🅝! 🅡🅤🅝, 🅡🅐🅑🅑🅘🅣, 🅡🅤🅝!

°There's a shock, a horror, then blind panic. CJ attempts to pull, to rip at the wisps and scramble away, terror finally really flooding his veins. He didn't know what the absolute **** was happening, but for the second time in not that long a span he didn't really want to find out. It wasn't exactly as important as getting away from here like the house was on fire, which honestly might not have been as bad.°

Yeah.. I.. I tried talking to him but he didn’t respond.. he was bleeding from his temple and I’m seriously worried.. -Neb

°CJ is still again. A second passes.°

°...I owe you Neb, that's two people I owe here now, thank you. We /will/ find him, my brother /will/ be ok. I just have to show this scarecrow wannabe the inside of a fireplace before I can do anything. Can you see what street he's on?°

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This user likes the idea of fangs

*just so slightly, he stirs. It is not alot, but it is something. He's been busy, in there, huh?*

Hey, that’s good! Coffee in cereal doesn’t sound half bad actually, maybe it would go well with a cinnamon cereal.. Also, Saturn was visible last night? That’s amazing! I wish I could have seen it- Neb

"Yeah it's pretty good-"

°its awful°

"-Im eating it with Lucky Charms today though."

°like a heathen°

"Jim, that burger that one time very clearly had cotton candy on it."

°Still not as bad Jim. And yes, technically July is the best time to view it, but it's still visible and there's supposed to be a conjunction on the 10th°

18, 19, 20, 24? -Neb

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

"Well, I don't sleep with any, but yeah I can still appreciate them. Soft, nice colors, they're like pillows but in more interesting shapes, you know?"

°Yes.°

¶Love? They're alright, but I'm not going out and buying any just for myself.¶

19. most important thing in your life?

°RJ.°

"CJ."

¶...I am assuming you mean like an object, so as far as sentimental value things go, probably a photo of us all at Point Pleasant.¶

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

¶Honestly? For those two to tell me what they're planning.¶

"Nintendo Switch. Everyone is yelling about Animal Crossing and I want to know why everyone likes it that much."

°Night Vision goggles. My camera works fine, but I would love some goggles.°

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

¶Rubik's cube or sit at the park when it's not crowded. It's nice I think.¶

"I read, usually. Some coffee mixed with hot cocoa, a good book, one of the extra soft blankets.."

°I make some tea, maybe watch something funny. I know it seems a little generic, but other than walking in the woods and finding that perfect spot, that's what I do. That or I grab the blankets before RJ does, have a little soft nest on the couch.°

*as the kitten drags the box, they see him struggle. they hope he'll be alright* meow meow

°He glances over at them, his breathing had picked up, he needed to hurry. I'm ok, we should find him soon. He begins scanning the street signs, making sure not to look directly at them for too long, least they change on him.°