*the Kitten Sneezes And A Portal Opens To Show The Living Room* Meow *he Leads The Way*

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

I ԃιԃɳ'ƚ ԃσ αɳყƚԋιɳɠ! Tԋҽყ Ⴆɾαιɳɯαʂԋҽԃ Hσʂƚ.

*there's some confusion and curiosity in RJ's voice*

"'They'? ...Who's They? Your boss? Bosses?"

°He looks thoughtful to a degree, a frown apparent°

*the kitten wiggled* mew *he jumped down and laid on his computer. he saw Jim's name and was happy* mew

*he smiles just a bit*

¶Maybe I should just give it a minute...¶

*he looks out the window quietly*

(∆*Admin is weirdly at peace within the cornflakes..*∆)

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

*the kitten purrs.* meow meow *he hops on the table and floats- HE'S FLOATING IN THE AIR!?!?!?*

°If there's such a thing as loud blinking, CJ is doing it. He's leaned back out of shock, not for the first time wishing he could just yell and get Jim over here. His eyes don't leave the kitten as he feels around his desk for the hand videocamera. He clicks it on and focuses it on the small cat.°

°Eyes and camera still trained on the cat, he gets up and slowly walks towards RJ.°

*CJ's shaking of RJ's shoulder drags him out of sleep, his startled reaction internal. He gives a bleary look around, confused and a little worried, but CJ points him in the direction of the kitten, the FLOATING kitten. It takes a second, but he pops out of bed, no sleep left in him, and stumbles only a little on the blankets in the process*

"Jim, please tell me you see this too"

°A slow nod. I don't know what's happening, Jim, but it's... Something.°

"I am both excited and very concerned"

°A valid reaction I think.°

Hey! i’m green and for now I’m subbing for Jackieboyman. Just incase take these! *Hands over noise canceling headphones* just incase. I’m going to hang around but if you need me don’t hesitate to call!

"Oh! Thank you Green, these are great."

°Its like 3rd grade again huh?°

"There were giant snakes and hypnotism in 3rd grade?"

°..You know what I meant. We appreciate it Green, though hopefully we can get through this without endangering you. Jim will yell if we need you though. Which might be soon, who knows.°

Nσ, I'ɱ ɳσƚ ɠσιɳɠ ƚσ ҽαƚ ყσυ. I ρɾҽϝҽɾ ɾσԃҽɳƚʂ. *They look at the camera.* Aɾҽ ყσυ ϝιʅɱιɳɠ ƚԋιʂ? -⏳

*they both looked relieved to a degree*

"Ok, that's good to hear at least."

°a nod in agreement. Yes, he tells you, it's kind of his thing.°

Um...? What's happening, my dude?

*The man stops mid letter on the page, looking up and around in confusion. The announcement speaker kicks on, and a voice announces that it will be a while more before they are at their destination. He looks down and continues to type, a crease on his forehead and work tiredness creeping a bit onto his face.*

"Google? What's is it? Did you find someone?"

*Google's voice is distance, quieter, but RJ was pretty sure he'd heard him talking*

"Yes!" "All you need to do..." "Is listen..." "Don't you feel...." "Compelled to listen..?" *The music plays louder.* 👁‍🗨

Thats easy... I do...

*the kitten noticed the no reply and sneezed, dropping them to the floor* meow *he jumped off his head and sat next to him* mew mew mew?

°He jumps at the sudden return to Earth, heart in his throat for a moment. There are a few more breaths and then he looks at the kitten°

°Warn someone next time, /please/. He looks back at the screen, a frown creasing his face. He's probably just driving, right? It's illegal and unsafe to text while driving, and he had to drive to get stuff for you, so he's probably just driving? He's fine, he's... probably fine. I'll text him again in a minute..°