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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

So, I love looking through your game recs, and all of them look so interesting!

The only problem is that I have zero money at the moment, or at least zero that can be spent of games.

I don’t suppose you know any good/enjoyable games that are free or have a demo?

(There is only so much time you can spend doing housework or looking for work and I’ve replayed and replayed the games I’ve already got so many times)

It’s funny you should ask. Folks often ask me how the hell I have thousands of games in my Steam library, and the answer is, well, a substantial chunk of them are free to play. Many of them are very, very bad, but there are exceptions – I’ve placed links to the 120 or so that I’d actually recommend to other people under the cut.

A lot of these games are quite short (i.e., average playing time in the five to fifteen minute range), but they're free, so really that's good value for your money! Note: owing to the length of this list, I will not be including descriptions or content warnings – be sure to check the writeups and reviews.

I’ve marked my personal top dozen with asterisks (*). These aren’t necessarily the most approachable or well-constructed titles on this list, mind – just the ones I had the most fun with.

Agent-00

Alien Squatter

Arc Apellago

Atma

Aurora: A Child's Journey

Becalm

Beneath a Steel Sky

BirdGut

Camp W

Cloud Climber

Court of Ashes

Dead Horizon*

Deepest Sword

Delores: A Thimbleweed Park Mini-Adventure

Doki Doki Literature Club!

Down Ward

Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald

Emily is Away

ERROR: Human Not Found

Estigma

Faefever

First Snow

Flicker of Hope

Frame of Mind

Frog Fractions

From the Shadows

GET OUT!

GNRBLEX

Grace

Gravitas*

Grimm’s Hollow

Hare Apparent

Heart of Enya

Helltaker

Heroine’s Quest: The Herald of Ragnarok*

Himno

Honey Rose: Underdog Fighter Extraordinaire

Hopebringers

HorrorVale

If On A Winter’s Night, Four Travellers

Janosik - Highlander Precision Platformer

K Station

Kari

Karisvale

Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls*

Kidz

Lake of Voices

Last Slice

Loading Story

Lockheart Indigo*

LunarLux - Chapter 1

Mandagon

MetaWare HIgh School (Demo)

Miksa’s Cave

The Mirror Lied

missed messages

Mission Zigloton

Mission: It’s Complicated

Mitoza

Monolight

Mushroom Cats

NaissanceE

The Night Fisherman

Nocturne: Prelude

The Odyssey of the Mammoth

one night, hot springs

One Ping Only

Overclocked*

Perfect Vermin*

Perspective

The Pilgrim

Pink Heaven

Placement

Planetary Planter

Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt*

Project Exhibited

Prologue for a Vacant Kingdom

Quest 4 Papa: Reloaded

A Raven Monologue*

Red Planet Farming

Relic Hunter Zero: Remix

Return.

Roller Riot

Saira*

Senna and the Forest

Shine Within

Shotgun Witch

SKYE

Slay the Dragon!

A Small Robot Story

Soma Spirits: Rebalance

Soma Union

Sono

Soulspace

Space Choice: Data Analyser

Star Apprentice: Magical Murder Mystery*

STAY

Stealthscape

Stones of Solace

Super Crate Box

Super Raft Boat

The Supper

Swallow the Sea

Swarm

Tadpole Tales

TAKANARIA

Tiny Bunny: Prologue

Tori

Tree Trunk Brook

Tukoni

UNBEATABLE

We Went Back

We Were Here

What Never Was

Wienne*

The Wild Eternal

With You

You Have to Win the Game

You Will (Not) Remain

Yume Nikki

fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

i did the cover for @jdlogbook ! POs opened today so please check it out…! ^^

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on