don’t touch his extra large black coffee, hal, we all know you’re more of a frap guy
Throbbing Gristle: makes you question your sanity while listening
Skinny Puppy: you’re scared, but you’re dancing, singer sounds like he drank battery acid
Einstürzende Neubauten: singer is screaming in german, 5 out of 6 instruments are construction tools and you question your sanity again
Nine Inch Nails: there’s guitars and the singer is whining emo(tive) lyrics
Marilyn Manson: there’s guitars and the singer is yelling something about christianity
Ministry: there’s guitars and the singer is singing about his own cock or sucking cock
KMFDM: sucks singer is openly talking shit about his own band and about other bands too
Rammstein: Laibach’s good twin
Laibach: Rammstein’s evil twin
Pigface: even your mom played in this band at some point
Combichrist: sounds like stuff edgy 13 year olds listen to
Front Line Assembly: it’s cyber but not goths-with-glowsticks kind of cyber
Revolting Cocks: you don’t really understand what’s going on
Cabaret Voltaire: sounds like synthpop.
Front 242: your grandmother is dancing to it
Test Dept: bAG PIPES??? AND INDUSTRIAL??? AND IT SOUNDS GREAT?????
Severed Heads: you could listen to it in hotel lounge rooms
High School Kai Anderson Headcanons ♥️
Just how our fav cult leader was like during his high school years!! Oh and there’s some Winter content in this because I just know those two were close asf!!
Warnings: none <3
AN: I hope you guys enjoy these lil headcanons!! It’s like 4am butttt😼Anyways, I’ll have some fics posted soon!!! As always, requests are open🎀
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* unlike middle school, he had friends NOT A LOT but a few
* He still preferred to be alone though
* Girls actually found him cute.....cute until he’d debate almost every single one of them who disagreed with his opinion he shared in class
* Did not give two fucks about handing in work or assignments
* Teachers hated him for that but they also hated him because he was a mouthy mf:
“And where’s that assignment you were supposed to hand in five days ago, Mr Anderson?”
“Up your ass”
* His remarks wouldn’t go unnoticed tho as they would draw a few snickers from his other classmates
* his parents phones would be spammed with calls from the principal regarding their sons “concerning behaviour”
* That only lead to more arguments at home which overall made Kai feel miserable but still motivated him to be worse??
* He’s been super close like rlly fucking close to failing a few classes but he always saved his ass by doing extremely well on the final exam allowing his grade to be a passing one
* instead of a backpack, he definitely carried around a Rick Owens tote bag or something ✨✨✋🏻
In said bag, it would have the following:
* his adderall bc at the time school was the only factor testing his patience
* A book to read during lunch
* His car keys
* Sometimes homework but rarely bc he never completed it
* Never any textbooks....he wouldn’t be caught dead with a textbook
* cigarettes if he felt like choosing violence and smoking on school property 😼
His favourite year would’ve had to been his senior
* not bc anything crazy happened but probably because Winter would have just been starting out as a freshman
* The two of them would sometimes hang out when she wasn’t busy joining some club he thought was stupid
* Casually bumping into Winter on his way to class and their conversation always going something like this:
“Hey”
“Sup, what class you heading to?”
“Science, you?”
“Math...”
“Wanna just ditch and go home?”
“Yup”
•Obviously he would’ve loved to b ditching a lot more prior to his senior year but his parents only allowed him to take the car once Winter started high school cuz they didn’t wanna drive them
* Kai being late to homeroom a lottt bc she would force him to drive her to Starbucks in the morning
* Sometimes he would be seen pulling up into class with dat iced chai tea tho 😇
* The two of them pulling their little silly pranks whenever they had the opportunity
* Wether it be lipstick writing on the bathroom mirrors or posting stupid flyers he made around the school, Kai found it funny and was happy Winter helped him even though she could care less about making some sort of “statement” at school
And finally.....prom...oh boy prom
* He considered skipping out on it MULTIPLE TIMES but he knew he would have a better time bringing his sister as his companion than staying at home
* The two of them arriving to the banquet hall where it was being held and taking one good look at it and instantly leaving
“Yeah...we’re not doing this”
* Instead, they found themselves back on their couch in the basement watching cheesy high school movies on Kai’s laptop to celebrate his graduation
* Kai being a little sad about high school ending but being excited to move onto a different path...only that path turned out to be extremely fucked, dark and twisted 🙈
HELP I TOLD MY FRIEND ABOUT THE FIC IM WRITING AND SHE SENT ME THIS LMAODOOSOSKDNN
when will i reincarnate into a cute anime girl
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