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High School Kai Anderson Headcanons ♥️

Just how our fav cult leader was like during his high school years!! Oh and there’s some Winter content in this because I just know those two were close asf!!

Warnings: none <3

AN: I hope you guys enjoy these lil headcanons!! It’s like 4am butttt😼Anyways, I’ll have some fics posted soon!!! As always, requests are open🎀

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* unlike middle school, he had friends NOT A LOT but a few

* He still preferred to be alone though

* Girls actually found him cute.....cute until he’d debate almost every single one of them who disagreed with his opinion he shared in class

* Did not give two fucks about handing in work or assignments

* Teachers hated him for that but they also hated him because he was a mouthy mf:

“And where’s that assignment you were supposed to hand in five days ago, Mr Anderson?”

“Up your ass”

* His remarks wouldn’t go unnoticed tho as they would draw a few snickers from his other classmates

* his parents phones would be spammed with calls from the principal regarding their sons “concerning behaviour”

* That only lead to more arguments at home which overall made Kai feel miserable but still motivated him to be worse??

* He’s been super close like rlly fucking close to failing a few classes but he always saved his ass by doing extremely well on the final exam allowing his grade to be a passing one

* instead of a backpack, he definitely carried around a Rick Owens tote bag or something ✨✨✋🏻

In said bag, it would have the following:

* his adderall bc at the time school was the only factor testing his patience

* A book to read during lunch

* His car keys

* Sometimes homework but rarely bc he never completed it

* Never any textbooks....he wouldn’t be caught dead with a textbook

* cigarettes if he felt like choosing violence and smoking on school property 😼

His favourite year would’ve had to been his senior

* not bc anything crazy happened but probably because Winter would have just been starting out as a freshman

* The two of them would sometimes hang out when she wasn’t busy joining some club he thought was stupid

* Casually bumping into Winter on his way to class and their conversation always going something like this:

“Hey”

“Sup, what class you heading to?”

“Science, you?”

“Math...”

“Wanna just ditch and go home?”

“Yup”

•Obviously he would’ve loved to b ditching a lot more prior to his senior year but his parents only allowed him to take the car once Winter started high school cuz they didn’t wanna drive them

* Kai being late to homeroom a lottt bc she would force him to drive her to Starbucks in the morning

* Sometimes he would be seen pulling up into class with dat iced chai tea tho 😇

* The two of them pulling their little silly pranks whenever they had the opportunity

* Wether it be lipstick writing on the bathroom mirrors or posting stupid flyers he made around the school, Kai found it funny and was happy Winter helped him even though she could care less about making some sort of “statement” at school

And finally.....prom...oh boy prom

* He considered skipping out on it MULTIPLE TIMES but he knew he would have a better time bringing his sister as his companion than staying at home

* The two of them arriving to the banquet hall where it was being held and taking one good look at it and instantly leaving

“Yeah...we’re not doing this”

* Instead, they found themselves back on their couch in the basement watching cheesy high school movies on Kai’s laptop to celebrate his graduation

* Kai being a little sad about high school ending but being excited to move onto a different path...only that path turned out to be extremely fucked, dark and twisted 🙈

Middle School Kai Anderson Headcanons

So here’s some middle school Kai Anderson headcanons because I’m having too much fun with this!! If you’d want any more Kai headcanons feel free to spam my ask box💌

Tagging: @undeadcortez babesss I hope u enjoy these LOL 😭 oh and my dad Kai fic should be done soon!! 🎀

Warnings: none

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* DEFINITELY had no friends maybe a few people he talked to but no one he can really say was his friend

* He wasn’t upset by that tho bc he thought they were all imbeciles

* Would have to be dragged out of the car by one of his parents when they would drop him off at school

* Faked sick a lot because he hated going to school

* Hid in the bathroom during recess until the teachers starting catching on

* When he would go outside for recess he would sit alone in the corner or play with his rubiks cube to make time pass by 😭😭😭😭

*Going up to other kids and asking them to play with him but they would all run away from him

* MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCES WERE THE WORST FOR HIM....like the worst

* However, Kai would still go and dress up in something sort of fancy n cute but would still have the worst time

* He once tried asking his crush to dance with him but she harshly rejected him hence the reason he’s a misogynist

* He was the try hard. Always participating in class to the point that whenever he would speak the whole class would groan LOLL

* Would threaten the teacher whenever he would get a grade lower than an A minus

* Almost got suspended for that^

* Was more than relieved and happy that he actually survived his middle school years

* And for high school Kai well...maybe things were better for him bc HE GOT HOT LMAOOO 😭😔❤️✋🏻

Hi lovelies!!! I think I’m gonna start writing fics and imagines for Evan Peter’s AHS characters (more specifically Kai Anderson or Tate Langdon) please interact with this post if you’ll be interested in sending some reqs or if you wanna become mutuals or something! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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