Wait they deleted the account?
Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.
Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.
I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.
- Willy Wonka π«
Beautiful posts ππ»
Thank you, Mango. π
will you make another one of these for winter? And can you do a fall skincare routine??
I could do that, I was going to do some winter/Christmas home decor & baking anyway so I'll just add that to my list. I have several skincare routines up, there are also a lot of hygiene & skincare products I recommend on Insta. π€
Finish the song (u should know the lyrics b/c you wrote it):
I saw you bare in the naked forest
You shied away, hid your face
You only come in the night
When the sun's rays fade
The blue skies die
And stars take their place
When the laughter stops
And the tears flow
When hope fails me
And I don't know where to go
I met a being from the heavens
She dried my eyes
& told me that everything would be okay
She only comes in the night
When the living hide away
Slumbering in their warmth
And there we were for just a moment, one
She kissed me like I was oxygen
& she needed to breathe
The woman of my dreams
W O M A N O F M Y D R E A M S
~ December at Hogwarts | Slytherin π
πΏ Take me away πΏ
All of my plague doctors throughout the season!
Goodnight!
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Was she one of those lgbt 'i don't have a gender' weirdos?
Y'all DEAD wrong for clowning @wonkasseur like that πππππππππππ
Well, maybe they shouldn't haven't responded if they have sensitive feelings because no one was talking to them. They don't even know what gender they are and they're 30 years old reblogging children's posts. Sometimes a few good jabs to the gut can be enough to shut people up. Don't act like a clown and nobody will clown you.
Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! β¨
You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!
Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.
The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!
But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.
But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!
That's all for now from the factory.
More updates to come soon! Til then.
- Willy Wonka π«
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You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people
Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?