[ WINSLOW @ 3 A. M. ]

I wanted to give it to you on your birthday but I didn't finish it until now :(. It was inspired by some of your fall morning/routine vids and grwm's..I was gonna do a red plaid shirt but I ran out of some watercolors + inspo, I'm sorry (つ﹏<)

Awww, why are are you crying? It looks beautiful just the way it is! It's okay if you didn't finish the rest. The fact that you even take time out of your life to think of me & make art for me from time to time is something I'm grateful for. The hair alone looks like it took hours judging by the differences in color. I could never paint this well lol - let alone a self portrait, you have a gift that you use to make myself & others happy & that's all that matters, sweetheart. But please don't ever feel obligated to make art for me or feel like you have to meet a "deadline", especially if it stresses you out or takes up your time. That being said, there's no need to be sorry, it's special to me just the way it is. Besides, I'm celebrating my bday all month so technically you're not late. 😉🧡🖤

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Damn

The way yall clowned ballettie on that autumn in France post has me screaming even I knew the nyc pic was on purpose because the leaves were also not a France pic. And then she had the nerve to complain that the FRANCE pics were in Paris like there's a difference. Make it make sense? Maybe I'm just stupid af because I don't get her logic help me understand? Bitches is weird 🤣🤣🤣

Nah, you're not stupid. Nobody understood her ass. Some people on Tumblr in general be trying to feel important & sound smart behind their phones by starting drama while looking stupid asf publicly & I'm getting really tired of it. Like yes bitch, I know one of the pics are in NYC, I knew that shit when I made the post, I was there when I made it, I put a NYC pic because the original concept was places around the world during autumn but most of them ended up being France pics & I couldn't find any other pics of France that I liked or didn't clash with the color scheme, so I left the NYC pic. Big fucking deal. Regardless, most of the pics are in France, which is why I said France (duh?). & who gives a fuck whether I say Paris or France? Paris is in France, people know where the fucking Eiffel Tower is, I don't need to specify that shit. Mind your fuckin business & don't comment on my shit unless you know wtf you're talking about, it'll help you avoid looking stupid later when I have to check & "matter of fact" you. Bored ass hoe. I don't argue with Tumblr bitches, I think my standards are little higher than that & I have better shit to do with my time, but yeah, the others are/were dragging her. That's what she get for trying to be a smartass, though. Nobody else said shit about it but her, there's always a bothered bitch somewhere. If she had addressed me correctly I would've been nicer, but today idgaf. I match people's energy. & some of these motherfuckers take tumblr more seriously than their lives or education, it's all they have to do all day. Deadass can't relate. At least I make my own content instead reblogging the fuck out of everyone else's shit then talking shit like my blog is original or popping. If you don't even make your own content you better not have shit to say to me about mine. 😂😂 Anyway, I'm a nice ass person & I try to respect people individually - even when they don't deserve it, but at the end of the day don't play with me cause you don't know me, I'm not ya fuckin mama, I have no problem hurting your lil weak ass feelings. You bold enough to say some dumb shit, I'm bold enough to cuss your dumb ass out. & that's what the fuck the tea really is. Never seen a bitch so bothered about a post that ain't even theirs. Imagine being that lame/pathetic. But igtg. Cause you know, I have a life. 😂🤷‍♂️

😏😏😏😏

2 of le questions

1 - if Mr Wonka asked you out on a date would you go?

2 - do you think hes cute?

😀 my existence is a pure burden for myself

Won't answer this.

...

Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚

Of course!

Yooooo 😂😂😂

"Repugnant is a creature

Who would squander the ability

To lift an eye to heaven,

Conscious of his fleeting time here"

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(Right In Two - Tool)

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Lmao dude probably gets teased all the time that he looks like willy wonka and yall disrespectful af just to be finding peoples personal shit but Im still gon save this pic 👀👀👀👀 😂🤣😆

Not me finding @thewillywonka instagram after 38483382 hours his name Winslow Sully lol y'all welcome my stupid ass mom thought he was a woman at first smdh 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

TAKING MY ASS TO SLEEP THE KITCHEN LOL IGHT BYE~

Go people, raid him!

😭

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

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