Hiccup is the type of person to never assume someone likes him back unless they tell him to his face… maybe multiple times, just to be safe.
Snotlout is the type of person to be so intensely delusional he confuses pure hatred for fondness.
This screws both of them over horribly.
There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit
To the people editing Hicctooth to Hozier’s cover of Do I wanna know is killing me and I am sobbing 😭
Ive gotten three in a row.
I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."
Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"
Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"
Is it just me but I LOVE the fact that Caleb Wittebane haunts the narrative. He’s everywhere!
I’m writing a princess bride hiccstrid AU and this is very important.
What should the ROUS (rodents of unusual size) be? There are already dragons so I need something quick!
Maybe some type of dragon or something I can’t think of right now.
how i think the gang is with physical touch (specifically cuddling):
hiccup- will cuddle for a certain amount of time, but once he hits that time limit his skin feels like it’s crawling and he needs to pull away
astrid- not the biggest fan of cuddling, but will tolerate it if she really loves whoever she’s cuddling
fishlegs- similar to astrid, but will tolerate it because he doesn’t want to hurt the feelings of whoever he’s cuddling
snotlout- he loves it, but will deny it till the day he dies. cannot catch this man cuddling anyone, no matter how much he wants to
tuffnut- loves loves loves it. he will cuddle anyone if given the chance. as immature as he may seem, he won’t make any girls feel unsafe or uncomfortable cuddling him because he simply does not care about romantic and/or sexual stuff with them
ruffnut- hates cuddles from everyone EXCEPT tuffnut. she will tolerate tuff, but if anyone else tries to cuddle her she WILL make them eat their own shit
bonus:
heather- is fine with hugs, but is not a fan of cuddling
dagur- this man WILL cuddle anyone and everyone, toxic masculinity be damned. no one is safe from his cuddles.
viggo- he doesn’t know how he stands with cuddling because who would he cuddle? ryker?? the hunters???? i don’t think so.
johann- no one wants to cuddle him.
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