Literally Them

Istg all the dragon riders are neurodivergent.

Hiccup is audhd and dyspraxic.

Astrid is autistic and bipolar.

The twins have adhd.

Fishlegs is autistic.

Snotlout has... something, alright.

There’s this art I found on Pinterest by mdoodlerfandomart and it’s so funny because it basically went like this.

Hiccup: is tied up and being held hostage in Viggo’s ship.

Viggo: pacing around a white board with a model of the earth in hand.

Viggo: “ You see dear Hiccup! This proves the earth is round. It’s a circle! Look! It rotates! It’s not flat! Its r.o.u.n.d!

Hiccup: who is trying to figure out if this is a ploy to make him let his guard down or if Viggo actually thinks the world is a sphere.

httyd 2: "you have the heart of a chief and the soul of a dragon, only you can bring our worlds together."

httyd 3: whelp, not true, too many humans who want dragons dead and so they're all gonna go back in a hole in the ground now sorry!

People don’t understand. I don’t find the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation finds me.

The bus has left and I have to wait for the new one.

*After Dagur returned from Berk in Twinsanity*

Dagur: Later Hiccup. Good times

A Berserker Guard: Uh ohh

Dagur: What?

A Berserker Guard: Somebody’s in love

Dagur: Yeah right. I just thought Hiccup was cool fighting that Night Fury, okay?

Dagur: Not like I lay awake at night thinking about him

*at night, Dagur lying in bed, unable to sleep*

Dagur: Uh oh

As much as I love pondering what the httyd cast modern jobs are and what they do or study in college, we are ignoring the REAL question.

Who falls for the classic Nigerian Prince money scam?

Hiccup: Almost does fall for it. He’s smart but way too trusting of people. He would be suspicious but go along until he finds out it’s a scam either from Astrid or the Twins.

Astrid: Would see right through it. End up sending threatening messages back.

Snotlout: Would fall for it. Before he’s scammed, he brags about becoming rich. Afterward, he ignores everyone for 2 weeks.

Fishlegs: Would not fall for it. Politely declines.

Ruffnut + Tuffnut: Would end up convincing the scammer to actually give them the money. Succeeds.

Stoick: Ignores the email.

Gobber: Would fall for it right until giving the credit card info then scold them over email.

Heather: Would personally track the scammer down. Or would ignore it. There’s no in between.

Dagur: Falls for it. He’s threatens the person into giving him the money back. Gets more than what he gave away.

Viggo: Creates an elaborate scheme that ends up with the scammer losing everything they own, including the money that they tried to scam out of him.

Ryker: Ignores the email.

Johann: The scammer.

I’m only on s3 of rtte so if these don’t sound canon, that’s because they probably aren’t.

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A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops be like:

Working hard analyzing HTTYD2. Going insane.

This is just me analyzing Valka. Not even all the other stuff I could analyze.

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

Do you guys ever wonder what would change if Valka went back or wasn’t taken at all. Because I do.

As much as I hate on Valka for abandoning her kid and being a shit mother, things really wouldn’t be better with her there.

Imagine having a extremest dragon hating father and an extremest dragon loving mother. It would be agony.

Hiccup is smart and smart in the way he can read people. He’s socially aware.

I imagine Valka would try to get Hiccup to share her love of dragons with her but it would probably backfire.

Hiccup in an already isolated world where killing a dragon is everything and is his only hope at becoming liked would not react well to being told to be friendly with the beasts. Imagine Hiccup being further bullied for his ‘crazy’ mother who loves dragons.

Hiccup canonly admired his dragon killing dad. Hiccup canonly did not give a crap about saving or being friends with dragons before Toothless.

It wouldn’t work in the long run either because there is now a high chance Hiccup wouldn’t become Gobber apprentice because Valka is now there. Which means no Toothless.

Hiccup would be further isolated. And from what I can tell, Valka is just like Stoick in the sense that she is driven by her extremest ideologies and doesn’t listen. Like Stoick she would push her own wants and desires onto Hiccup.

Wow, Valka being a horrible mother actually did some good. Thanks Valka for staying away. You should have stayed away forever.

I’m biased, I don’t like her. But still-