Bitey Bitey Bitey

call me chef the way i be. cooking

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

You bat your eyelashes...

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

His fat boy swag has destroyed what was left of my body and my mind

[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

mrrow!! *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *bites you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you*