Drunk And In Love And Full Of Food I Think Only The Torturer Eel Could Harm Me

His fat boy swag has destroyed what was left of my body and my mind

[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

hi can i sniffs you

You bat your eyelashes...

Fullmetal Alchemist?

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr