What A Beautiful Man But☝️he Could Be Beautifuller... Guards! Cover That Man In Blood

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

Do all puppy girls go to heaven??

His fat boy swag has destroyed what was left of my body and my mind

bouncing on his everything

I think the way the human body folds, the way a belly rolls, and the ways that fat and muscle rest are inherently beautiful