New Rule You Have To Live To Be 34. You Cant Kill Yourself Until You Turn 34. Jesus Died At 33 You Can

*flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it

hi can i sniffs you

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety