theo. 26. he/him. a place to shout about my various interests. currently hyperfixating on all for the game.
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Latest Posts by aplacemadeforleaving - Page 4
sometimes you just need to be under a blue sky in the afternoon and stare at a big fluffy cloud and contemplate to cope ykwim
my favourite bits of the unhinged kandreil draft snippet
honestly this is a goldmine of insane moments. love nora for this.
THEIR BANTER THO
good to know neil's always been a cunty diva
it's giving you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you. r.i.p. kandreil au kevin you truly had infinite rizz.
the way i feel like i've been sledgehammered
andreil still going strong
the way they have me giggling and twirling my hair kicking my feet booktok couples could only DREAM of having this kinda chemistry
i don't think i need to say anything
aftg extra content
kandrew nation how we feeling
i feel like kevin has aura but not rizz. like from afar, he's the most charismatic man of all time. picture-perfect smile. hot. tall. athletic. charming. confident. but when you get to know him he's like. a pathetic princess loser. he hates waking up early. he isn't impressed with a maserati. he regularly drowns himself in vodka. all he cares about is stickball. what an icon.
pre-tfc , extra content :
the raven king, chapter eight :
the king's men, chapter ten :
the king's men, chapter seventeen :
kandrew [ w/ neil ] + the 2 year quest
i've read so many fics that i forget neil and andrew being hot for kevin showing off is canon. he switches back to his left hand and neil starts hyperventilating on the spot and then basically sits in a fever state when andrew joins him and they start their lil dominance battle. he gets his queen tattoo and leaves neil literally trembling and andrew smiles and when kevin just immediately goes to sleep their whole conversation is "junkie"/"i've been waiting for that since june. you've been waiting longer" and then they intensely make out
“we’re in a polycule but every month we vote someone out” isnt that just what nora does with kevin every time she writes a trilogy
Saw this on the dash, jumped for joy, passed out, woke up, got a nosebleed, jumped for joy again, climbed the wall, lay flat on my face and sobbed
i am full of love and also fatigue
I know that Kevin is a hateful bitchy man and he says mean things but sometimes I think about him sitting alone watching history documentaries. Him looking around a realizing everyone has something and someone and he doesn’t. Him being excited to share his passions and being shut down and shut out. Idk I just hate that he’s doomed to be lonely. I hope he finds peace. I cry over him
Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
Have that pathetic crying session. It will save you
Soooo true
of course ronan lynch is in my dream blunt rotation, who do you think is providing the dream blunts
am I just supposed to move on from the fact that when Niall says Ronan he means knife or poison or revenge and when Declan says Ronan he means an insult and when Gansey says Ronan he means do you need help? and when Matthew says Ronan he means please but when Adam says Ronan he just means Ronan
she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.
NEED the aftg fandom to stop demonising andrew just let him exist. sleeping with his arms draped over the steering wheel, smashing his racquet against the wall when he got scored on, staring at neil in silence for a full minute after finding out what the foxes named the cats, "what are you doing with a maserati?" "driving it.", drinking hot chocolate and watching movies with bee, buying neil armbands so he doesn't have to see his scars, running up and down the stairs in the stadium, falling asleep on the beanbag in the dorms, muttering something that makes renee laugh under his breath during an interview, studying criminology for the shits n giggles, clocking jeremy immediately and going back and gossiping to renee about it, buying clubbing clothes for neil, UGH andrew minyard you will always be loved by me.
The Raven Boys Rizz Ranked
6. That one cray guy who tried to seduce his crush by kidnapping his crushes little brother and stuffing him into a car which is suprisingly not effective. Heard he died which is kinda awkies.
5. In almost dead last is ironically everyone’s favourite evader of death. You guessed right! Gansey boy!!! Reading through his first interaction with Blue was so painful I almost permanently died. However, credit were credit is due because he did somehow get with her at the end but he is just lucky Blue is deadsexual.
4. Ronan - bless his heart he tried but fuck is he embarrassing to watch sometimes. I’m not even going to detail all of the second hand embarrassment I had watching him flirt. But hey at least he didn’t call his crush a prostitute and then try and set them up with his bestie because of his saviour complex and crippling lack of self worth. Also his lil gifts were so sweet like A+ for effort.
3. The bisexual king himself Adam Parrish who could pull anybody in Henrietta with complete and utter ease. His only downfall is being kinda creepy being possessed by a forest and all but you know what some people find that hot (not me of course …). ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT ADAM IN A LEATHER JACKET BECAUSE WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH. Also you know the line in call down the hawk where he was like I need to take off your clothes!!! Damn he is kind of being robbed at 3rd.
2. My husband and everyone’s favourite man whore DECLAN TADHG LYNCH. My boy pulled 3 Ashley’s is a row and the goddess that is Jordan and he had me giggling at every single turn. Nothing is more seductive than a plain white guy with stomach issues and an art kink. Everyone hated you because they weren’t you and that’s why all of the bitches who slut shamed him *cough*Gansey*cough*Adam*cough*Ronan *cough* are ranked lower than him. Also his murder spree in Greywaren is the sexiest scene ever written, you cannot argue me on this. PSA: before anyone comes with for me for putting him above Adam just remember there is textual evidence of Adam literally learning to flirt off of Declan after observing him in trb. HE WAS THE TRENDSETTER.
1. Noah - Sometimes being creepy and dead can have it’s benefits. He saw his opportunity to kiss Blue and he fucking ran with it. He really said I know someone you could kiss 🤭 and I admire that confidence which I firmly believe makes him extremely deserving of 1st place. The ability to pull bitches whilst literally decomposing is quite frankly unbeatable.
imagine youre riley sowell. you grow up in the south of the us, your father beats you, your mom isnt in the picture. your drug dealing cousin gets you away from him and makes sure you get the education and opportunities you never had. you spend all your money on tuning your car. at one point you became a throuple with a law student and a mechanic, you are in a healthy relationship. you are now starting your masters and this dude shows up at your uni who wakes up a bunch of deadly ghosts, apparitions and other shit, but like, hes cool and he offers you a place to stay without rent because hes fucking loaded. you help him with his research because the ghost bullshit has something to do with his family history. somewhere in the middle of all of this he pays for your top surgery. then he fucking dies in the woods, everyone says its suicide and then the ghost dude's boyfriend shows up to figure out whether his boyfriend was murdered, he's like half a person at most, drags you right back into the deadly ghosts business, has a weird homoerotically charged dynamic with your cousin that you're definitely not being paid enough to deal with and somehow the fact that boyfriend guy thinks he's straight is the most fucked up part of it all.