theo. 26. he/him. a place to shout about my various interests. currently hyperfixating on all for the game.
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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on
so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap
his lips are sealed
People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
Local french bi(scuit)
(piece from back when I finished reading TGR ;;)
hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
im gods weakest faggot
collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this
all I’m saying is that the day someone calls Jeremy a whore/slut/bitch in front of Jean, they’re going to need several root canals, a brain scan, and possibly jaw reconstruction
the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder
babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”
absolutely no other fictional character will EVER top ronan lynch in yearning. in devotion. "a combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan's worship into one downtown block" oh. "his feelings for Adam were like an oil spill" oh!!! "it was a choice between death and hurting adam, and that wasn't much of a choice at all" OH. he was on a whole other level
fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
kevin's pro teammates will never live up to neil josten. kevin lets them know this daily.