Had To Do A Little Thing For Mclennon Monday

In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

Dan: Well, now what?

Phil: What do we do?

Dan: So, guys... what if DanAndPhilGAMES just became Dan and Phil?

Phil: What if it was just Dan and Phil with games? 


Dan: What if we just committed?

Phil: To doing stuff.

Dan: What if we put a ring on it?

Phil: Put a ring on the chan.

Dan: We're actually just gonna do Dan and Phil content.

Phil: Yeah, properly. 


Dan: Not that there's anything wrong with the last year of content, because don't get me wrong... Gaming, great. I think we always do gaming.

Phil: 
There will always be gaming, for sure.

Dan: Because let's be honest, playing long horror games as probably the most successful type of content on YouTube.

Phil: But we wanna do more with the channel.

Dan: But we can do more with that.

Phil: So, I think that's, we...

Dan: There's nothing wrong with cosy and casual, okay?

Phil: But what if we had both? 


Dan: But Dan and Phil playing card games isn't the extent of our creative ambition.

Phil: We have more in our brain minds.

Dan: So what does this mean? 
When does this mean? Well, here is the thing, guys, we literally just got back from this tour, and then we've literally been editing the show and preparing for this night, and here we are with you hanging out with this thing. So, uhh, give give us a minute, so like, you know, work it out. I was like, Phil, you know what would be so dramatic?

Phil: What?

Dan: Just hiatus 2? 
Just while we were-

Phil: No, we can keep making gaming videos until we're ready.

Dan: So, if you love the kind of Dan and Phil struggling to make content while they're busy doing something else, laps up more content.

Phil: And we're still in the whiteboard phase, so there's... you'll see, you'll see when it's done.

Dan: Don't get me wrong. 
If you absolutely love the type of shit we've been doing for the last year and a half, we're still going to do that.

Phil: That's sticking around.

Dan: We're just gonna do more other stuff.

Phil: More stuff.

Dan: God knows..

Phil: Alright, I wasn't expecting to talk about that right now.

Dan: What do you mean? 
We promised them tea.

Phil *miming giving the chat tea*: Okay, there's the tea.

(Excerpt from Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)

WHATS UP WITH THE GAY SAUNA

Out of Touch

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!!

Oh… hog sent with slam effect… hog sent with gentle effect……

i have an idea for an edit i can't get out of my heaaddd but i dont have the talent time or willpower to do ittt i just want to upload it directly from my brain mind pleaaaseee

EDIT: okay there's no way i could do it justice but i want this to exist so brain dump + very very rough draft vibe explanation under the cut on the off chance someone sees the vision and wants to actually make this edit 😭 pls

okay hear me out!! sun bleached flies by ethel cain fading into the sun bleached flies x dancing on my own mashup symbolizing WAD to TIT

sun bleached flies is sooo dan coded to me (and not just because of the religious trauma) but like these lyrics specifically give me WAD energy: "But in the end, if I bend under the weight that they gave me Then this heart would break and fall as twice as far" "But I still feel like they all know, and that's why I can never go back home" And I spend my life watching it go by from the sidelines And God, I've tried, but I think it's about time I put up a fight" "But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me"

him still in the middle of processing his trauma not only with himself, but with his audience. "that's why i can never go back home" (to us)

EXCEPT THEN he let go and came back after phil convinced him. and they created TIT ;____;

"So I met him there and told him I believe Singing if it's meant to be then it'll be I forgive it all as it comes back to me"

okay here is a short and very shittily put together version i made to try and visualize it and also there's only the TIT trailer footage so far so like...imagine having actual footage next week and not having to use the same clip 3 times in a row so the eye blink will line up with "i forgive it all"

BUT LIKE!!!! do you get it!!!! it was meant to be!!!! the world of dan and phil was meant to be!!!! he forgives it all as it comes back!!!! cleansing and new era and healing and all that jazz!!!

idk man someone more talented and patient than me pls make this a reality when the film comes out 😭