Fuck Man Are You Okay?!

idfk??? maybe my eyesh were alwaysh closhed ash a grub i know the shecond pair didnth really look nothicable unthil i was like a shweep old ?!

shthill thinkin abouth thhoshe weird anonsh I've been gething honeshthly

urggghj but i canth geth up

@apoplecticalgorithm asks:

sho whath happensh if shomeone ushesh a bucketh for non-pail reashonsh and thheresh another bodily fluid in ith? will thhe dronesh thake it by accidenth?

A... Aestûs ؍ءړᴝ

Jûst... Don't give them the barf bûckets ؍ءړᴝ

I tell yoû this every time yoû ask ؍ءړᴝ

If yoû forget which is which, I can help yoû paint them different colors or something ؍ءړᴝ

Here is the part where I joke aboût your cool tone fixation ؍ءړᴝ

Yoû can jûst text me if yoû have qûestions-- This is also fine of coûrse-- Jûst to clarify ؍ءړᴝ

oh i didnth know thhath

i meanth im one lmao... or like ash closh ash you can geth? like... im p-shure my lushus hash bronze blood :/

H0W D9 Y0U K4N0W 1F Y0YR 9L00D2 633N F8CK3D??

my platoniiic best friiiend told me iiit's the wrong color!!!

fuuuuck dude donth make me feel BAD im already ready tho bashh my head in shhith

aftherthjish shhithh pashessh illthry

i dunno if we can be e-matheshprithsh anymore if buckethsh blocked you 8-/

- @apoplecticalgorithm

Ddo you really care that much about what a 5ingulr troll think5 of me? Are you really willing to for5ake our entire relation5hip over 5uch a minor thing a5 me completely owning your friend'5 a55 on the interhex? Wwho care5 what Bukcet think5, you know me bettr than 5he know5 me, & you like me more than 5he like5 me, 5o her opinion 5houldn't influence your5. Yyou can 5till be friend5 with her, of cour5e, but remembr that her opinion5 on thing5 are completely invalid.

are you for fucking REAL, oomani

@aspersionarchivist hey.

hey shorry can we go back a shecond to what your blood ish now

can you repeat that

H0W D9 Y0U K4N0W 1F Y0YR 9L00D2 633N F8CK3D??

my platoniiic best friiiend told me iiit's the wrong color!!!

[QM] I imagine you celebrate Secret Sufferer or whatever. I wasn't sure what to get you, since you don't live on the same planet as me. Or same universe. So I just got you a gift card. Hoping it transfers. The code is 55555-N0tAr-34LCa-rd555.

holy shhith money wow

L + rathio + i won

@aspersionarchivist hey.

nevermind shhesh coming over yippee

hic cry shniffle my beshth fwiend ish ignowing meeeee heem heem

if I puth a name bethween thhe othher thwo

do you actuallye use the phrase 'woke mobbe' unironicallye?

== Yes. I will stop using it unironically when there stops being one, unironically. ==